The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

SO? YOU’RE LYINF ABOUT IT BECAUe I NEVER GAVE IT TO YOU. CITE THE POST. 

I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

33 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT

THEN THE STATUS OF MY SOUL SHALL REMAIN UNCHALLENGED. 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

12 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Yay!

@KnightSkye @WhiteHairedDrifter (scud your weird username whirte) You guys have a brother!! 

I have three sons now!

*squeezes Dragon* 

Hehe mine. 

@Through The Living Glass You have another grandson  

Noice. Greetings @CoderDrag0n8

My username isn't weird, it's elegant. How did you even get my old one to register as a mention...

12 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yay !

Soo.... Can i have any of yall's souls? Pretty please?

The tiniest fragment of my soul would burn your body to ash and extinguish your soul upon contact, my friend. You can't handle the me.

PS: I'm confused as to why this exchange is taking place on TBftS.

Edited April 10, 2025 by 𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊
I suppose I have to bold text in this topic, don't I?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

42 minutes ago, 𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊 said:

Noice. Greetings @CoderDrag0n8

My username isn't weird, it's elegant. How did you even get my old one to register as a mention...

The tiniest fragment of my soul would burn your body to ash and extinguish your soul upon contact, my friend. You can't handle the me.

PS: I'm confused as to why this exchange is taking place on TBftS.

The only way I could ping you was to copy your old ping from my shardbuddies list, you scud. 

Because this is where I adopted your brother! 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, 𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊 said:

Noice. Greetings @CoderDrag0n8

My username isn't weird, it's elegant. How did you even get my old one to register as a mention...

The tiniest fragment of my soul would burn your body to ash and extinguish your soul upon contact, my friend. You can't handle the me.

PS: I'm confused as to why this exchange is taking place on TBftS.

Hello

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

The only way I could ping you was to copy your old ping from my shardbuddies list, you scud. 

Because this is where I adopted your brother! 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I slowly inch away from the chaos, Sandwich in hand.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I knock you out and slowly drag your body away from the chaos, inch by inch, with Sandwich in hand.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I knock you out and slowly drag your body away from the chaos, inch by inch, with Sandwich in hand.

I use my SPOON! SPOON: special item. instantly makes whoever pointed at 1 year old. And unconscious.

I point SPOON at you. I steal sandwich and give it to @Bird Furious

Edited April 10, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Frying pans start raining out of the sky knocking everyone unconscious except me because helmet

i snag the sandwich and jump in a fighter jet and fly away

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I use my SPOON! SPOON: special item. instantly makes whoever pointed at 1 year old. And unconscious.

I point SPOON at you. I steal sandwich and give it to @Bird Furious

I start drooling. Then I get hit by a frying pan.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

Frying pans start raining out of the sky knocking everyone unconscious except me because helmet

i snag the sandwich and jump in a fighter jet and fly away

I grab all the frying pans. How many were there?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

THEN THE STATUS OF MY SOUL SHALL REMAIN UNCHALLENGED. 

WELL RAH

*steals soul*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I use my SPOON! SPOON: special item. instantly makes whoever pointed at 1 year old. And unconscious.

I point SPOON at you. I steal sandwich and give it to @Bird Furious

I am honored and take the sandwich from whoever happens to have it. 

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I grab all the frying pans. How many were there?

Let’s say thirteen. 

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WELL RAH

*steals soul*

Oh, I don’t have it with me. You’ll have to solve three riddles in order to gain the opportunity to possibly learn the location of it. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

13 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Oh, I don’t have it with me. You’ll have to solve three riddles in order to gain the opportunity to possibly learn the location of it. 

*sigh*

fine

what are they

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I grab all the frying pans. How many were there?

7543256791567653786547654039.1453856054857489 million

the weight crushes you

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I eat the frying pans and the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

I eat the frying pans and the Sandwich

No, u don't. I use the frying pans to block you. And that's not in bold.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I lightly bonk @Bird Furious with a frying pan and take the Sandwich. I then eat the spirit Sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*sigh*

fine

what are they

The first riddle is                                          :              9.b.         D -@&.                              -::;,:.’

1 hour ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I lightly bonk @Bird Furious with a frying pan and take the Sandwich. I then eat the spirit Sandwich.

I cry. 

Very sadly and pitifully. 

Almost like I need a hug in order to emotionally recover…

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

The first riddle is                                          :              9.b.         D -@&.                              -::;,:.’

I cry. 

Very sadly and pitifully. 

Almost like I need a hug in order to emotionally recover…

*hugs*

HEY THAT'S NOT A RIDDLE grah *sigh*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

17 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*hugs*

HEY THAT'S NOT A RIDDLE grah *sigh*

It is, actually. 

*adds hugs*

*is giddy cuz DONE WITH WRK*

[BlueWildRye he/him]

11 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

No, u don't. I use the frying pans to block you. And that's not in bold.

Haha that's the point

I eat the Sandwich I eat the Sandwich I eat the Sandwich I eat the Sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

The first riddle is                                          :              9.b.         D -@&.                              -::;,:.’

I cry. 

Very sadly and pitifully. 

Almost like I need a hug in order to emotionally recover…

I give hugs and bandages and apologize.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I give hugs and bandages and apologize.

I feel better, accept your apology, and decide to go make dinner for all the sharders fighting over the sandwich. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

It is, actually. 

*adds hugs*

*is giddy cuz DONE WITH WRK*

hmph

*is sad*