The Battle for the Sandwich

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I slap thee.

I dogeth thy’s slap

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

I dogeth thy’s slap

I wonder what dogging is

I slap you again

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

Exactly

No, I defy that

Demon, please. I just-this isn't that fun anymore. I will stay on the thread, but just-just please. I'm tired. I get like-10 notifications per minute. Its-its hard. *sighs*

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I wonder what dogging is

I slap you again

OW

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Demon, please. I just-this isn't that fun anymore. I will stay on the thread, but just-just please. I'm tired. I get like-10 notifications per minute. Its-its hard. *sighs*

oh whoops I’ll untag you

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

OW

oh whoops I’ll untag you

no-its not the tag... its. Just-I'm tired. Sometimes being difficult isn't neccisarily being fun.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

no-its not the tag... its. Just-I'm tired. Sometimes being difficult isn't neccisarily being fun.

Ok, ill ill just stop

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

Ok, ill ill just stop

thank you. sorry if i was a bit rude.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

thank you. sorry if i was a bit rude.

Nah your good

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yoooooo so cool how was it?

Epic. More than epic. If the Stormlight Archive was one book, then WaT is the climax and WoK the prologue. 

(RoW spoilers)

Spoiler

The entire thing takes place in the 10 days to the Contest of Champions. Each chapter usually sees the viewpoints of 5 different people. Stuff gets insane towards the end. 

Leaves a lot of loose threads for Arc 2 and the rest of the cosmere... Adonalsium this'll be rough.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

Epic. More than epic. If the Stormlight Archive was one book, then WaT is the climax and WoK the prologue. 

(RoW spoilers)

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The entire thing takes place in the 10 days to the Contest of Champions. Each chapter usually sees the viewpoints of 5 different people. Stuff gets insane towards the end. 

Leaves a lot of loose threads for Arc 2 and the rest of the cosmere... Adonalsium this'll be rough.

Yeah. It was awesome

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Nah your good

*you're

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Having no idea where the sandwich is right now, I pull out my trusty compass that someone gave to me a hundred pages ago i literally can't remember anymore anyway, I use to find the sandwich and I take it but leave a slice of really good cake Wayne style.

Edited April 18, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I want the cake, so I steal. I stuff my face while running after Doomslug.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

I want the cake, so I steal. I stuff my face while running after Doomslug.

I trip you and use a DeLorean I find on the side of the road to travel back in time and eat the cake before you can. I let Doomslug have the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, coinshot1 said:

I trip you and use a DeLorean I find on the side of the road to travel back in time and eat the cake before you can. I let Doomslug have the sandwich.

A sudden sadness passes over me as I realize my delicious delight disappeared. I sadly take the Sandwich from Doomslug and run away.

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

A sudden sadness passes over me as I realize my delicious delight disappeared. I sadly take the Sandwich from Doomslug and run away.

I explode, as the cake was actually a bomb.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Having no idea where the sandwich is right now, I pull out my trusty compass that someone gave to me a hundred pages ago i literally can't remember anymore anyway, I use to find the sandwich and I take it but leave a slice of really good cake Wayne style.

It was in THE DEMON's kidney. So you just took it. Now there is a cake in his kidney.

[___ He/Him]

18 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It was in THE DEMON's kidney. So you just took it. Now there is a cake in his kidney.

Ew that means I ate kidney flavored explosive cake

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 4/18/2025 at 11:52 AM, coinshot1 said:

Ew that means I ate kidney flavored explosive cake

I barf because that's gross

I then run 24 miles away from you to social distance

COVID-25!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

48 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I barf because that's gross

I then run 24 miles away from you to social distance

COVID-25!

NNONONONONONONO WE ARE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!

[___ He/Him]

57 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I barf because that's gross

I then run 24 miles away from you to social distance

COVID-25!

NOOOOO

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I arrive, in all my might, to the Cradle of Spirits.

Wings, claws, eyes, these form and un-form across my eldritch body as I inspect what remains, and I extend a stiff arm, calling to the The Sandwich as I feel it call to me.

My compass, gifted me by @The H,  guided me to where I knew the The Sandwich to be.

I closed my eyes, then launched my eldritch clones at @Doomslug the Arcane.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich while no one is looking and run.

 

[strmblsd he/him]

i trip you and put the sendwich in my mouth (not eating it) and carry it like that while i go and run looking for my now ancient hidie hole

[___ He/Him]

I sit down.