The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Unfortunately, in The Vending Machine Game, I traded my Radiance and unsealed goldminds for an atium spike and a kandra to do my bidding. Time to see what the spike does...

4 hours ago, Bel Oh said:

I going to make hundreds of fake sandwiches then teleport the real one to the pile of fake ones

The 'real one' is probably another fake. Last time I checked, it was safely stuck in the Spiritual Realm.

I compound connection to bring myself back to the physical realm - I'd never trade away my fullborn powers - and attempt to summon @coinshot1 using the connection.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I bring the Shadesmar to the mindscape so that I can chill.

I bring Shadesmar out of the mindscape and I bring Shadesmar back to the real world. Then I snap my fingers and the Sandwich appears in them because why not.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

It seems my summoning is a bit delayed. 

3 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I bring Shadesmar out of the mindscape and I bring Shadesmar back to the real world. Then I snap my fingers and the Sandwich appears in them because why not.

I compound steel and pewter to steal back the sandwhich and send it back to the spiritual realm with my Blessing of Potency kandra to guard it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I sit in a now warm Shadesmar and set up a popsicle stand for anyone who wants to fight off the intense heat from the sun that I dragged into Shadesmar.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I use a conveniently placed perpindicularity to teleport to the Spiritual realm, and I use my convenient Fullborn powers to Duralumin-Soothe the Kandra and place them under my control. I then proceed to take the sandwich, go out of the conveniently placed perpendicularity back to Shadesmar, and put it in my no-metal jacket.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Wyver said:

I use a conveniently placed perpindicularity to teleport to the Spiritual realm, and I use my convenient Fullborn powers to Duralumin-Soothe the Kandra and place them under my control. I then proceed to take the sandwich, go out of the conveniently placed perpendicularity back to Shadesmar, and put it in my no-metal jacket.

No metal, you say... but your blood has iron in it. I compound connection into Shadesmar, buy a popsicle from @Uninteligenius, cry over my lost kandra, and steelpush Wyver's arms off, ripping his jacket and letting me take the sandwich.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

No metal, you say... but your blood has iron in it. I compound connection into Shadesmar, buy a popsicle from @Uninteligenius, cry over my lost kandra, and steelpush Wyver's arms off, ripping his jacket and letting me take the sandwich.

I return fire by compounding Gold to regrow my arms, and use my steelmind to run over and take the sandwich. I then run off with my new kandra slave to guard me.

I also put on my conveniently placed Aluminum armor to make me immune to your pushings/pulls.

Edited April 29, 2025 by Wyver

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

On 4/25/2025 at 1:59 PM, Doomslug the Arcane said:

well im too lazy to read the pages so

I pull Demon back into the pr

 

On 4/26/2025 at 6:54 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

I pull Demon back into a Public Relations gig

I have split into two separate people 

oh no

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

I put a water bottle in and get 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I pierce Wyver's Aluminum armor with a vastly superior Aluminium sword and take the sandwich as a prize.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

7 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I pierce Wyver's Aluminum armor with a vastly superior Aluminium sword and take the sandwich as a prize.

THE DEMON #1 follows behind sheepishly 

THE DEMON #2 is running around in a field

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

I rip some one's eye's and ears out for the sandwich 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

31 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I pierce Wyver's Aluminum armor with a vastly superior Aluminium sword and take the sandwich as a prize.

I compound gold (again) and use my shardblade to slay you and take my sandwich back. I shove the sandwich into my kandra slave, and tell him to go hide. He hides in the Cognitive realm.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

THE DEMON #1 follows behind sheepishly 

THE DEMON #2 is running around in a field

oh no were you infected by Wrathness

 

Meanwhile, climb to the top of Mount Nuggaverest and start a nuggalanche

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

4 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

oh no were you infected by Wrathness

 

Meanwhile, climb to the top of Mount Nuggaverest and start a nuggalanche

THE DEMON #2 is caught in the nuggalanche

[___ He/Him]

On 4/28/2025 at 5:43 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Unfortunately, in The Vending Machine Game, I traded my Radiance and unsealed goldminds for an atium spike and a kandra to do my bidding. Time to see what the spike does...

The 'real one' is probably another fake. Last time I checked, it was safely stuck in the Spiritual Realm.

I compound connection to bring myself back to the physical realm - I'd never trade away my fullborn powers - and attempt to summon @coinshot1 using the connection.

Sorry I didn't see this

I feel a slight tugging sensation, but I shrug it off. Then, I hear a faint call which sounds like @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

I  gasp, attempt to come to his aid but discover it is too late.

I find Wyver's kandra in the cognitive realm, and blow up it's face, then compound pewter and rip out it's spikes. I then reach into the remaining jelly and grab the sandwich. I then hide the sandwich on Yolen.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, coinshot1 said:

Sorry I didn't see this

I feel a slight tugging sensation, but I shrug it off. Then, I hear a faint call which sounds like @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

I  gasp, attempt to come to his aid but discover it is too late.

I find Wyver's kandra in the cognitive realm, and blow up it's face, then compound pewter and rip out it's spikes. I then reach into the remaining jelly and grab the sandwich. I then hide the sandwich on Yolen.

I feel the kandra ripped away from me and rush to the cognitive realm. I replace his spikes and arm it with Vindication II, along with spiking it with a new Coinshot spike. I then take a perpendicularity to Yolen, and force my Kandra to find it and I take it. No one knows if its in my kandra or me.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

everyone explodes

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I feel the kandra ripped away from me and rush to the cognitive realm. I replace his spikes and arm it with Vindication II, along with spiking it with a new Coinshot spike. I then take a perpendicularity to Yolen, and force my Kandra to find it and I take it. No one knows if its in my kandra or me.

I use nightblood on the kandra, and the sandwich is not inside. I find you. I stand in front of you, holding nightblood, black mist steaming from it's blade. "Give me the sandwich, or you'll regret living," I say.

4 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

everyone explodes

Oh no!

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I use nightblood on the kandra, and the sandwich is not inside. I find you. I stand in front of you, holding nightblood, black mist steaming from it's blade. "Give me the sandwich, or you'll regret living," I say.

Oh no!

But oh yes

i think everyone is dead

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, coinshot1 said:

I use nightblood on the kandra, and the sandwich is not inside. I find you. I stand in front of you, holding nightblood, black mist steaming from it's blade. "Give me the sandwich, or you'll regret living," I say.

Oh no!

Wouldn't Nightblood kill you? Bc of its investiture need?

Anyways: I reveal the sandwich. "Nah" I say, before going to the cognitive realm (again), and running off to Scadrial, where I kidnap and (I guess) Mind Control another Kandra, and make them hide my trail.

I am somewhere in Scadrial.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Wyver said:

Wouldn't Nightblood kill you? Bc of its investiture need?

Anyways: I reveal the sandwich. "Nah" I say, before going to the cognitive realm (again), and running off to Scadrial, where I kidnap and (I guess) Mind Control another Kandra, and make them hide my trail.

I am somewhere in Scadrial.

Oh, so is THE DEMON #2 

he follows you 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

Oh, so is THE DEMON #2 

he follows you 

I notice THE DEMON #2 (im just calling him D2 for short) and send my kandra to murder D2 and take its bones. There is now a fake D2 wandering around.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

I notice THE DEMON #2 (im just calling him D2 for short) and send my kandra to murder D2 and take its bones. There is now a fake D2 wandering around.

His spirt possesses the fake D2

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I take Nightblood from @coinshot1 and stab the spirit b4 running off/.