The Battle for the Sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

14 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

yippeee time to pull a Kelsier!!!

I recruit some people to form my own crew and we topple your empire.

Oh, and I deck you across the face

This sets you on a quest to free the power in the Well of Hamscension. The power being ME, after my character arc on Roshar ended up with me taking up Ruin. I'M FREEEEE!!!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

@coinshot1 we need the Honorblades to stop @AltonicKeys

[___ He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

@coinshot1 we need the Honorblades to stop @AltonicKeys

Here ya go.

Uses bondsmith honorblade to bond all of the honorblades to both me and @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren so we can both summon them.

Idk if this is possible but whatever

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

22 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

Here ya go.

Uses bondsmith honorblade to bond all of the honorblades to both me and @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren so we can both summon them.

Idk if this is possible but whatever

Alright. I use Ishar's Honorblade and duralumin compounding to lock @AltonicKeys away in the Well of Hamcension permanently. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I snap my fingers and all the honorblades appear in my hands. Then I melt them down and combine them into one super blade. I then slice a sliver through space and time with this new blade and take the Sandwich from wherever it is.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

I snap my fingers and all the honorblades appear in my hands. Then I melt them down and combine them into one super blade. I then slice a sliver through space and time with this new blade and take the Sandwich from wherever it is.

Uno reverse.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, coinshot1 said:

Uno reverse.

*whispers* we aren't playing uno right now. I got a better idea

I play 5d chess with multiverse time travel to return to the past and create an alternate timeline where @coinshot1 and I still have the sandwich.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

On 5/9/2025 at 4:09 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Alright. I use Ishar's Honorblade and duralumin compounding to lock @AltonicKeys away in the Well of Hamcension permanently. 

I sit back down in the Well. And I plot. And scheme. And conive. And plan. And strategize. And while you weren't looking I give the Shard of Ruin to the dog that was nearby and then sneak away without the shard tying me down.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, AltonicKeys said:

I sit back down in the Well. And I plot. And scheme. And conive. And plan. And strategize. And while you weren't looking I give the Shard of Ruin to the dog that was nearby and then sneak away without the shard tying me down.

Uhh... what happens when a dog gains the expanded consciousness of a Shard of Adonalsium?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Uhh... what happens when a dog gains the expanded consciousness of a Shard of Adonalsium?

That is a great question! I have a better one! I go on a long and arduous quest to take up every other shard and bring it back to the dog.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

22 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

*whispers* we aren't playing uno right now. I got a better idea

I play 5d chess with multiverse time travel to return to the past and create an alternate timeline where @coinshot1 and I still have the sandwich.

I am sad and sue you for stealing the Sandwich from me. I take you to the High Court of Adonalsium and Adonalsium, being the judge, sides with me and grants me the Sandwich as due compensation.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I am sad and sue you for stealing the Sandwich from me. I take you to the High Court of Adonalsium and Adonalsium, being the judge, sides with me and grants me the Sandwich as due compensation.

Honorblades time! I swap dimensions to the original one where @Uninteligenius has melded all the honorblades to one. I steal the Sword of Honor and use it to steal the sandwich from the other @Uninteligenius. I return it to the safe and also bind Adonalsium to its own perpendicualrity so it isn't a judge any more.

Edited May 11, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I return, for a time.

I shortly undo the no-time-travel rule, traveling back until the Sandwich was around where I am, stealing it. I return to real time.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I return, for a time.

I shortly undo the no-time-travel rule, traveling back until the Sandwich was around where I am, stealing it. I return to real time.

But that creates an alternate dimension. So, there are 3 dimensions:

1. Unintelligenius has the sandwich, which he got from ripping reality with a sword he no longer owns

2. Me and coinshot1 have the sandwich, along with the super-mega-honorblade created by Unintelligenius in dimension 1. We are also bonded to this dimension's normal honorblades. This dimension is also the one where Altonic Keys gave the Shard of Ruin to a dog. In all other dimensions, Altonic Keys was resealed in the Well of Hamscension.

3. One where Spirit of Wrath has the sandwich. In this dimension, I'm pretty sure I'm still bonded to a mathspren.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But that creates an alternate dimension. So, there are 3 dimensions:

1. Unintelligenius has the sandwich, which he got from ripping reality with a sword he no longer owns

2. Me and coinshot1 have the sandwich, along with the super-mega-honorblade created by Unintelligenius in dimension 1. We are also bonded to this dimension's normal honorblades. This dimension is also the one where Altonic Keys gave the Shard of Ruin to a dog. In all other dimensions, Altonic Keys was resealed in the Well of Hamscension.

3. One where Spirit of Wrath has the sandwich. In this dimension, I'm pretty sure I'm still bonded to a mathspren.

1. I steal the sandwich

2. I steal the sandwich again

3. I steal the sandwich again again

1. I travel to dimension 2 with the sandwich

2. I travel to dimension 3 with the sandwich

3. I travel to dimension 1 with the sandwich

I do this over and over again until all the dimensions combine into one again (don't ask me how this works)

[___ He/Him]

5 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

1. I steal the sandwich

2. I steal the sandwich again

3. I steal the sandwich again again

1. I travel to dimension 2 with the sandwich

2. I travel to dimension 3 with the sandwich

3. I travel to dimension 1 with the sandwich

I do this over and over again until all the dimensions combine into one again (don't ask me how this works)

I steal the sandwiches then throw you into a star. I put the sandwich back in the safe, and then I put 30,000 koloss that are under my control around the safe to protect it. Using duralumin and ishar's honorblade, I make it so they can't be taken by someone else

Edited May 11, 2025 by coinshot1

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

1. I steal the sandwich

2. I steal the sandwich again

3. I steal the sandwich again again

1. I travel to dimension 2 with the sandwich

2. I travel to dimension 3 with the sandwich

3. I travel to dimension 1 with the sandwich

I do this over and over again until all the dimensions combine into one again (don't ask me how this works)

The merged dimension has 3 sandwiches... @coinshot1 do you have all of them?

Oh and there's also 3 clones of everyone. One of mine is Radiant.

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The merged dimension has 3 sandwiches... @coinshot1 do you have all of them?

Oh and there's also 3 clones of everyone. One of mine is Radiant.

Yes I do.

I destroy two of the sandwiches cause they kinda break the rules.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The merged dimension has 3 sandwiches... @coinshot1 do you have all of them?

Oh and there's also 3 clones of everyone. One of mine is Radiant.

*starts yelling stuff about the rules*

53 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

Yes I do.

I destroy two of the sandwiches cause they kinda break the rules.

*sees this post*

oh nvm

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

i sit there confused.

[___ He/Him]

18 minutes ago, Wyver said:

i sit there confused.

I pat you on the head, then give you a lollipop.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, coinshot1 said:

I pat you on the head, then give you a lollipop.

"What flavor?"

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

"What flavor?"

"

...

 

chouta flavored.

"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

"

...

 

chouta flavored.

"

"Nuh uh.

I wanna popsicle falvor."

yes flavor

[Unintelligenius he/him]

In steal the Sandwich and list it on ebay for $20.