The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I teleport to @sneak spooky spook guy and poke him in the eyes as revenge. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

11 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I have not, sadly.

 

I steal it back then slap you. Then I hit one nightblood against another, and one absorbs the other. Then I hit the last nightblood with the double-night blood, and it absorbs that. I now have a triple-nightblood that is 3X more powerfull, and I slam it into your face. This entire time I am compounding investiture.

I block the triple-nightblood with a toothpick because magic. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I wonder if these fish happen to be named Steve.

Yes!

Even though theyaren't my fish

but uhh who cares!

THEY'RE ALL NAMED STEVEEEVE

 

Also curse you Vyz!!! Arrrghhh I just lost the game again

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Yes!

Even though theyaren't my fish

but uhh who cares!

THEY'RE ALL NAMED STEVEEEVE

 

Also curse you Vyz!!! Arrrghhh I just lost the game again

I rename them all FRED.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Except one. One is named Bartholomew. 

[___ He/Him]

I steal this fish named Bartholomew 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take Bartholomew and trade him for the Sandwich.

[Minicherleperd37 He/Him/Leopard]

I throw a ball at Bartholomew and kill him before the trade is finished.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew teleports away from the ball and @Uninteligenius, who is sacked by FRED, FRED, and FRED. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

oh no!

bartholomew has caused oobleck to cover everything!

Everyone is trapped except me and I take the sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

33 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

oh no!

bartholomew has caused oobleck to cover everything!

Everyone is trapped except me and I take the sandwich

Why do I actually get that reference

Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED appear around you. 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Why do I actually get that reference

Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED appear around you. 

And so does Tony, Toneigh, Toni, Toney, Tonee, Ptony, Ptoughny, and Ptoughneigh

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

And so does Tony, Toneigh, Toni, Toney, Tonee, Ptony, Ptoughny, and Ptoughneigh

Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED begin beating up Tony, Toneigh, Toni, Toney, Tonee, Ptony, Ptoughny, and Ptoughneigh. 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED begin beating up Tony, Toneigh, Toni, Toney, Tonee, Ptony, Ptoughny, and Ptoughneigh. 

ITS A WAR!!!!!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

ITS A WAR!!!!!

A short one. The fish with legs are simply too powerful for Tony, Toneigh, Toni, Toney, Tonee, Ptony, Ptoughny, and Ptoughneigh to handle. 

[___ He/Him]

I sneak in and snatch the sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

16 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I sneak in and snatch the sandwich

I point off in the distance and ask, "What's that?" While you're looking away, I grab the Sandwich and start running.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Why do I actually get that reference

Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED appear around you. 

whoo lets go dr. seuss!

while Tell is distracted running, and secretly snatch the sandwich and fly away on my private jet

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

34 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

whoo lets go dr. seuss!

while Tell is distracted running, and secretly snatch the sandwich and fly away on my private jet

D1 and D2 grab onto the jet

[___ He/Him]

I appear in front of the jet, and vaporized it with the super-nightblood, then snatch the sandwich out of the air and create a speed bubble in a cylinder down to the ground and ride it down. "THIS MUST END", I scream, and slam the super-nightblood down into the sandwich. There is a giant explosion, vaporizing the entire planet we are standing on, and the super-nightblood shatters in my hands. I only stay alive through my compounding of gold and investiture. The sandwich floats, unharmed.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I wince at the devolving grammar since my last post. Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED all surround the sandwich. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I wince at the devolving grammar since my last post. Bartholomew, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, and FRED all surround the sandwich. 

I pay them each $20, and they give me the Sandwich and become my loyal servants.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

For a time. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

For a time. 

In that time they recruit millions of other fish to be loyal to me and join my army, and soon I am ruler of an enormous empire.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I allow this to happen.