The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I appear

"Hello, everyone. It's been a while."

[___ He/Him]

15 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I unmurder him, and give him a fake sandwich to play the game with. I offer to play.

I start tearing up at your kindness, then swear my loyalty to you. I forget about the game entirely.

12 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I appear

"Hello, everyone. It's been a while."

Hello good sir!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I start tearing up at your kindness, then swear my loyalty to you. I forget about the game entirely.

Your first task is to go fetch the sandwich oh loyal minion

[___ He/Him]

I snap a salute.

"Yes sir!" 

I snap my fingers and sel explodes, the sandwich flying through space directly into my hand.

"Mission accomplished" 

[Denissimo He/him]

I lead my army of Goombas and Chinese dumplings against SSSG. When he spots the goombas he suddenly turns into Mario and is distracted jumping on GOomba heads with a "Ya-hoo!"
I grab the sandwich and summon Kelsier to help me escape.
He subsequently steals the sandwich from me.
SHoot.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

I lead my army of Goombas and Chinese dumplings against SSSG. When he spots the goombas he suddenly turns into Mario and is distracted jumping on GOomba heads with a "Ya-hoo!"
I grab the sandwich and summon Kelsier to help me escape.
He subsequently steals the sandwich from me.
SHoot.

“Mission unaccomplished”

[Denissimo He/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

“Mission unaccomplished”

Mission failed miserably by employing a slightly bloodthirsty semi-divine vigilante fighting for justice

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I start tearing up at your kindness, then swear my loyalty to you. I forget about the game entirely.

Hello good sir!

DRAGON MAGIC

i now have an off-brand the sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I go to the cognitive realm and tag @SpiritOfWrath's soul-flame-thingy

 

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I go to the cognitive realm and tag @SpiritOfWrath's soul-flame-thingy

 

But it was all a dream 

(You said cognitive realm not dreamscape)

I take the sandwich from whoever has it and toss it to @ChipsAHoid

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I reward you with a cookie. A 100% not spiked normal cookie. I take the sandwich to my lair and wait, mulling over what line to say when somebody appears.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I reward you with a cookie. A 100% not spiked normal cookie. I take the sandwich to my lair and wait, mulling over what line to say when somebody appears.

Bartholomew, thankful that the sandwich is out of the Dreamscape, appears, along with four other fish with legs. 

[___ He/Him]

6 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I reward you with a cookie. A 100% not spiked normal cookie. I take the sandwich to my lair and wait, mulling over what line to say when somebody appears.

I chomp down on the cookie and am rewarded with a hemalurgic spike in my mouth.

Edited June 14, 2025 by sneak spooky spook guy
Gammr

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

6 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I reward you with a cookie. A 100% not spiked normal cookie. I take the sandwich to my lair and wait, mulling over what line to say when somebody appears.

A relish bomb rolls next to you, and the sandwich is overpowered with the taste of potent relish.

While you're blindsided, I rush in with a gas mask and steal the sandwich, setting the relish gas alight with the muzzle flash of a peacemaker revolver firing dust-shot.

Edited June 14, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

“I’ve been awaiting y-“

“Hey, don’t set my lair on fire :(“

Just before burning with my poor, poor lair I run to my secondary lair, choking on the scent of relish as I go. Ew.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“I’ve been awaiting y-“

“Hey, don’t set my lair on fire :(“

Just before burning with my poor, poor lair I run to my secondary lair, choking on the scent of relish as I go. Ew.

And you run straight into a trap set by me, where you you fall into a pit full of black widows. Yeah. Shoulda made me swear an oath with Ishar's blade.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I see how kindness is repaid here. I even gave you magic powers from the spike and you still betrayed me.

After the one person loyal to me betrays me, I go and cry in a corner. My only condolence is that I still have the sandwich. Then I reread the post and realize I don’t. I lie down. What’s the point of trying anymore

Edited June 15, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[___ He/Him]

I am sorry. It must be this way. 

I grab @Just_a_Fan with a grappling hook and reel him over. Then I stuff my face with magic spinach and become popeye. I grab the sandwich and punch Fan to the next galaxy over. I flick a (free) choutacicle at @ChipsAHoid because he deserves at least that much compensation.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I eat the choutacicle. It’s very delicious. I tag @sneak spooky spook guy (no tag backs) and call it even. The tag plague has spread >:D

[___ He/Him]

I tag @Doomslug the Arcane

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

While you tag Doomslug I sneakily, stealthily steal the sandwich while salivating about my superior alliteration skills.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

19 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I see how kindness is repaid here. I even gave you magic powers from the spike and you still betrayed me.

After the one person loyal to me betrays me, I go and cry in a corner. My only condolence is that I still have the sandwich. Then I reread the post and realize I don’t. I lie down. What’s the point of trying anymore

I've never betrayed anyone. 

Bartholomew orders the fish with legs to sick @sneak spooky spook guy and negates the effects of the relish with Oobleck. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I skulk over to ChipsAHoid and slide the sandwich away from the sum of the situation.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I slap the sandwich from your slimy hands and slither away to my secret sinkhole south of Sandwichland

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I slap the sandwich from your slimy hands and slither away to my secret sinkhole south of Sandwichland

I locate your sinkhole south of Sandwitchland and tie you into a knot, taking the sandwich while you’re knotted.