The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, mippo said:

I haven't been here in so long and I have no idea what's going on, so I snap my fingers and use my time powers to manipulate the sandwich into my hands

Hey but Sandy had it

I guess that's fine. We are still allied.

[___ He/Him]

Wait who's sandy again?

I snap my fingers again and a time-space hole opens so that half of the sandwich is in my hands and half is in @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, mippo said:

Wait who's sandy again?

I snap my fingers again and a time-space hole opens so that half of the sandwich is in my hands and half is in @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

Sandy is one of my clones, the one that's a mathematic Radiant and is super cool.

[___ He/Him]

Ah yes I remember now

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I steal Mippo’s half

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

33 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I steal Mippo’s half

I steal back half of the half, so I have 3/4.

[Riino He/Him]

I'm hungry, could I please have your remaining quarter@SpartanBrigade?

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew is rather sad at having missed all the fun, so he covers @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren in Oobleck, allowing him to teleport the 3/4 of the sandwich to @SpartanBrigade, making it whole once more. 

[Riino He/Him]

I use my crystal ball and view the completed sandwhich lying alone and disregarded by @SpartanBrigade. I set out, to claim this sandwich once and for all.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I mean… he is Riino… 

@Riino

Spoiler

Remember to bold 

I snatch the sandwich before you arrive and run away

Edited June 30, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I pop out of a hole in the ground, trip @ChipsAHoid, and take the Sandwich. I then disappear back into my hole.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I take two halves and follow you down your whole. Then I see what I saw, cut you with the saw, and reclaim the sandwich. I laugh myself hoarse and ride that horse away

Edited June 30, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I take two halves and follow you down your whole. Then I see what I saw, cut you with the saw, and reclaim the sandwich. I laugh myself hoarse and ride that horse away

GUYS I’M SORRY THE BOLD BUTTON ISNT WORKING FOR ME

Having gone down the whole and not the hole, all this was in the illusion realm. I still hold the Sandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

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Geez I was making a reference 

Then I do the same thing, but this time I spell it the way his Lordship desires. I follow him down the hole, and stage a rebellion, and go fr*nch and cut off his head

Edited June 30, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Then I do the same thing, but this time I spell it the way his Lordship desires. I follow him down the hole, and stage a rebellion, and go fr*nch and cut off his head

Ik, I just used that to get out of it. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean

Fortunately, this is not the first time my head has been removed. My body automatically draws in some Sandwichlight and regrows a new head. I then grab the Sandwich that's still lying there and start merrily skipping through the Wonderland at the end of the hole.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Ik, I just used that to get out of it. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean

Fortunately, this is not the first time my head has been removed. My body automatically draws in some Sandwichlight and regrows a new head. I then grab the Sandwich that's still lying there and start merrily skipping through the Wonderland at the end of the hole.

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It’s fine I kinda overreacted a bit 

I feel the odd sensation that I had forgotten something. Let’s see… my keys, my wallet, my sandwich, my Sandershelf, my-

Wait

No

I can’t have forgotten it…

It’s right he-

Oh storms 

I forgot the Sandwich.

I quickly rush to Wonderland and locate you. I slide tackle you using the Surge of Abrasion and steal the sandwich as you, obviously playing soccer and having been lightly touched are now compelled to scream in agony as all professionals do when lightly touched

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I feel the odd sensation that I had forgotten something. Let’s see… my keys, my wallet, my sandwich, my Sandershelf, my-

Wait

No

I can’t have forgotten it…

It’s right he-

Oh storms 

I forgot the Sandwich.

I quickly rush to Wonderland and locate you. I slide tackle you using the Surge of Abrasion and steal the sandwich as you, obviously playing soccer and having been lightly touched are now compelled to scream in agony as all professionals do when lightly touched

I use the Sandwichlight to dismiss the pain of having been lightly touched. I then stop burning tin, which caused the problem in the first placd, and start burning pewter. This, plus my Sandwichlight, lends me the strength and speed to chase you down and tackle you in return. As the Sandwich goes flying from your hands, I launch after it and use the Surge of Sandwich—which allows me to claim the Sandwich if it is near and unclaimed—to summon it to my hands.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I use the Sandwichlight to dismiss the pain of having been lightly touched. I then stop burning tin, which caused the problem in the first placd, and start burning pewter. This, plus my Sandwichlight, lends me the strength and speed to chase you down and tackle you in return. As the Sandwich goes flying from your hands, I launch after it and use the Surge of Sandwich—which allows me to claim the Sandwich if it is near and unclaimed—to summon it to my hands.

As a former soccer player, I lie there screaming in pure agony and demanding a penalty kick

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

As a former soccer player, I lie there screaming in pure agony and demanding a penalty kick

I cackle in an evil way and hold up my shin as I burn pewter. I offer you a penalty kick, with an evil grin.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I score and they award me the Sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I score and they award me the Sandwich

I shake my head and point out that I suggested a different kind of penalty kick. The powers that be take the Sandwich back as I hold up my shin again.

"Kick it."

*evil grin*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I shake my head and point out that I suggested a different kind of penalty kick. The powers that be take the Sandwich back as I hold up my shin again.

"Kick it."

*evil grin*

I hire an Alethi to kick your Shin

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I hire an Alethi to kick your Shin

Poor Alethu

The Alethi is no match for a pewter-burner's shin. His shin cracks as he kicks mine. I, having lasted the penalty kick, petition the powers that be to return the Sandwich to me.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

They refuse

After all the poor Alethi has been through they deserve the sandwich, and they give it to me

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I burn dutaluminum while taking in Sandwichlight, and summon myself to where the Sandwich is. Unfortunately, I'm now out of Sandwichlight. However, I do grab the Sandwich, and then burn pewter and flee