The Battle for the Sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I appear behind you, now that we’re back to only basic insanity.

I eat it

You actually ate the fake decoy Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I build a safe for the sandwich made from Strong Interaction Material, or SIM.

Oof, does anyone remember what happened to the super-mega honorblade or the triple nightblood? @mippo? Did we destroy them? Are there any more honorblades left? 

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I build a safe for the sandwich made from Strong Interaction Material, or SIM.

Oof, does anyone remember what happened to the super-mega honorblade or the triple nightblood? @mippo? Did we destroy them? Are there any more honorblades left? 

 

What did I miss??

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

What did I miss??

I don't even remember when this was. There was like a few weeks I believe where I wasn't on this thread. But, basically, when I time travelled for a reason I can't remember, I created an alternate timeline. @SpiritOfWrath then time traveled again and created a third timeline. Later, these timelines merged into one and the excess sandwiches were destroyed, but anomalies remain. For instance, 30 honorblades, 10 of which were merged into a super-mega honorblade, and 3 nightbloods, and one of them was merged with the super-mega-honorblade if I remember correctly.

 

It's also how I have two clones. Back in the distant past, I was a mathematical Radiant following the destruction of the Mindscape. I traded that away later, but Wrath time traveled to back then, which is how I have Sandy, a mathematical Radiant. My other clone is just an unnamed fullborn though. 

It's also how I got two sentient chulls, though I don't know what happened to the other one...

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Huh

I missed a lot apparently

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Huh

I missed a lot apparently

Yeah. When were you last on here before? I remember this thread was one a posted in within a few days of joining. Back then I was merely fullborn.

Was the Mindscape a thing when you were last active here? Or even the Dreamscape?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Yeah. When were you last on here before? I remember this thread was one a posted in within a few days of joining. Back then I was merely fullborn.

Was the Mindscape a thing when you were last active here? Or even the Dreamscape?

The Dreamscape was just starting up last I was on I think

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

The Dreamscape was just starting up last I was on I think

Ah alright.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

26 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I don't even remember when this was. There was like a few weeks I believe where I wasn't on this thread. But, basically, when I time travelled for a reason I can't remember, I created an alternate timeline. @SpiritOfWrath then time traveled again and created a third timeline. Later, these timelines merged into one and the excess sandwiches were destroyed, but anomalies remain. For instance, 30 honorblades, 10 of which were merged into a super-mega honorblade, and 3 nightbloods, and one of them was merged with the super-mega-honorblade if I remember correctly.

 

It's also how I have two clones. Back in the distant past, I was a mathematical Radiant following the destruction of the Mindscape. I traded that away later, but Wrath time traveled to back then, which is how I have Sandy, a mathematical Radiant. My other clone is just an unnamed fullborn though. 

It's also how I got two sentient chulls, though I don't know what happened to the other one...

I trapped super mega nightblood in a bubble of completely frozen time, surrounded by silver that is, again, frozen. I haven't seen the honorblades in my time here, but I have heard them referenced. 

 

You built Bartholomew into the safe, so he is now happily protected with the Sandwich. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I trapped super mega nightblood in a bubble of completely frozen time, surrounded by silver that is, again, frozen. I haven't seen the honorblades in my time here, but I have heard them referenced. 

 

You built Bartholomew into the safe, so he is now happily protected with the Sandwich. 

Hmm... but was the super-mega-nightblood made from nightblood+honorblades or was it nightblood+nightblood? Or was it all 3 nightbloods?

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I build a safe for the sandwich made from Strong Interaction Material, or SIM.

Oof, does anyone remember what happened to the super-mega honorblade or the triple nightblood? @mippo? Did we destroy them? Are there any more honorblades left? 

 

I'm pretty sure I destroyed the nightbloods when I attempted to destroy the sandwich 

Idk what happened to the honorblades

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Hmm... but was the super-mega-nightblood made from nightblood+honorblades or was it nightblood+nightblood? Or was it all 3 nightbloods?

I think that the super honorblade was combined with the super-nightblood, idk what happened to the others

I summon 10 of the honorblades into a circle and around me, then using Ishar's blade I merge them all into one, creating another super-honorblade.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

You actually ate the fake decoy Sandwich

Bro I was eating the speed bubble lol

25 minutes ago, mippo said:

I'm pretty sure I destroyed the nightbloods when I attempted to destroy the sandwich 

Idk what happened to the honorblades

I think that the super honorblade was combined with the super-nightblood, idk what happened to the others

I summon 10 of the honorblades into a circle and around me, then using Ishar's blade I merge them all into one, creating another super-honorblade.

Not again

Not wanting to deal with this again, I eat the super-honorblade 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 5/20/2025 at 7:40 PM, mippo said:

I appear in front of the jet, and vaporized it with the super-nightblood, then snatch the sandwich out of the air and create a speed bubble in a cylinder down to the ground and ride it down. "THIS MUST END", I scream, and slam the super-nightblood down into the sandwich. There is a giant explosion, vaporizing the entire planet we are standing on, and the super-nightblood shatters in my hands. I only stay alive through my compounding of gold and investiture. The sandwich floats, unharmed.

On 5/25/2025 at 6:44 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

An honorblade has been found! Which is it?

My clones and I have been hard at work all this time getting the Ninth Heightening so that we could re-create Nightblood. I merge Nightblood with the 20 honorblades possessed between me and @sneak spooky spook guy (1 super-mega honorblade, 10 ordinary honorblades). This creates a sword so highly Invested that it spontaneously summons black holes that can consume Investiture.

I stab @NerdyAarakocra, @Uninteligenius and Bartholomew. You all get sent to a place Beyond the Beyond. 

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren, this is what I found for what happened to those. The second one is the one that I froze. Dunno what happened to the other 10 Honorblades. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I build a safe for the sandwich made from Strong Interaction Material, or SIM.

Oof, does anyone remember what happened to the super-mega honorblade or the triple nightblood? @mippo? Did we destroy them? Are there any more honorblades left? 

 

I use Story Enhancement to make it completely unbreakable and unmoveable

I also change the story so that the safe was built 10 feet to the left, and @Ashkaloda was never built in to it.

[___ He/Him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Bro I was eating the speed bubble lol

Not again

Not wanting to deal with this again, I eat the super-honorblade 

I reverse time and then drop the super-honorblade so that it puffs out of existence for the time being

[___ He/Him]

Yk I actually started the coalition in the first place, I would like some input

8 minutes ago, Celloist said:

I ask Kaladinsenseofhumorspren if I can join the coalition.

Btw if you want to get someone's attention, @ them

I accept, but wait for @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren before sealing the bond.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I am forming a coalition to counter @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

We should call the @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren and @mippo coalition something.

I suggest we name the coalition: The United Sandwich.

I ask @Born of Mist why he wishes to counter us.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

@CoderDrag0n8

...................................Because it feels like something to advance the plot.

IDK.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Born of Mist said:

@CoderDrag0n8

...................................Because it feels like something to advance the plot.

IDK.

The United Sandwich merely wishes for Peace. Why would you want to counter peace?

Join or Die. That is the Motto.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The United Sandwich merely wishes for Peace. Why would you want to counter peace?

Join or Die. That is the Motto.

All right I'll be the antagonist by refusing to join.

Also that doesn't sound very peaceful.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Born of Mist said:

All right I'll be the antagonist by refusing to join.

Also that doesn't sound very peaceful.

TOD apears in front of you, thrusting Unbroken Faith through your body faster than time itself.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

40 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

TOD apears in front of you, thrusting Unbroken Faith through your body faster than time itself.

This is what I mean.

Before he can pull his sword out I am gone, disappearing from your plane of existence.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

This is what I mean.

Before he can pull his sword out I am gone, disappearing from your plane of existence.

I enter the Star Stream for a moment to analyze the Stories you left behind. I send Story seeking probes to always find you, and to latch on to you so I always know where you are.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

I am forming a coalition to counter @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's.

The world troubles me. The balance of the forc- Sandwich has been disrupted. Reluctant though I may be, I must do what is right. I prepare for my last stand. If I must die, I will die doing what is right. I summon my sandwichblade, and turn on my sandwichsaber.