The Battle for the Sandwich

[Riino He/Him]

I return from a weeks-long meditation, and use my newly gained wisdom to craft an (almost) perfect, sentient replica of Sandwich, in secret, and make away with the real Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Riino said:

I return from a weeks-long meditation, and use my newly gained wisdom to craft an (almost) perfect, sentient replica of Sandwich, in secret, and make away with the real Sandwich.

How did you steal it? It was in an 4 Dimensional Strong Interaction safe.

I ask the sentient fake sandwich what it wants

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, Riino said:

I return from a weeks-long meditation, and use my newly gained wisdom to craft an (almost) perfect, sentient replica of Sandwich, in secret, and make away with the real Sandwich.

Let the crusade begin. I utter my favorite word in your ear, “floccinaucinihilipilification”, and take the sandwich in your confusion.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 hours ago, Riino said:

I return from a weeks-long meditation, and use my newly gained wisdom to craft an (almost) perfect, sentient replica of Sandwich, in secret, and make away with the real Sandwich.

I track the leftover stories to triangulate the actual position and teleport the sandwich back into the INDUSTRUCTIBLE and UNOPENABLE safe.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

42 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I track the leftover stories to triangulate the actual position and teleport the sandwich back into the INDUSTRUCTIBLE and UNOPENABLE safe.

As teleportation into the safe apparently works now, despite what @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren did, I teleport Bartholomew inside the safe, where he takes the sandwich. 

[___ He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

As teleportation into the safe apparently works now, despite what @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren did, I teleport Bartholomew inside the safe, where he takes the sandwich. 

And is now stuck in the safe

I place an anti-teleport time bubble around the safe

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

32 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

As teleportation into the safe apparently works now, despite what @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren did, I teleport Bartholomew inside the safe, where he takes the sandwich. 

it doesn't, I did something slightly different than that.

27 minutes ago, mippo said:

And is now stuck in the safe

I place an anti-teleport time bubble around the safe

I edit the bubble and the safe to pull out Bartholomew from the safe without the sandwich and then un-edit both.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I buy the safe and its contents off eBay for 3 clearmarks

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

31 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I buy the safe and its contents off eBay for 3 clearmarks

The safe on eBay was a fake knock-off designed to keep you distracted

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Celloist said:

I haven’t been able to post for 2 days what did I miss?

The sandwich is being prtected by The Order of the Sandwich and is in a Impenetrable safe that you cannot teleport in, break, or open, no matter what.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, Celloist said:

Who is trying to get is out?

non Order of the Sandwich people

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

14 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The safe on eBay was a fake knock-off designed to keep you distracted

It clearly works as I have no clue I don't currently own the sandwich. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

It clearly works as I have no clue I don't currently own the sandwich. 

Or that the safe is empty, it’s contents are air.

[Riino He/Him]

BECAUSE MY FAKE DUPED YOU ALL AND I STILL HAVE THE SANDWICH

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Idk what the other OotS people are thinking, this is not what we agreed. I burn pewter and duraluminum to lift the safe's roof off like a lid—not destroying it—and take the Sandwich. I then restore the roof to its sealed state.

[Riino He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Idk what the other OotS people are thinking, this is not what we agreed. I burn pewter and duraluminum to lift the safe's roof off like a lid—not destroying it—and take the Sandwich. I then restore the roof to its sealed state.

But I have the Sandwich 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Riino said:

But I have the Sandwich 

Oh

I got lost

Never mind; rather, I tap steel (which I'm running rather low on at this point) to chase down @Riino and nab the Sandwich from his hands.

[Riino He/Him]

I burn cadmium and enclose @Kaladin Stormcursed in a personalised cadmium bubble, and I reach in super fast and snatch the Sandwich back

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Riino said:

I burn cadmium and enclose @Kaladin Stormcursed in a personalised cadmium bubble, and I reach in super fast and snatch the Sandwich back

I burn bendalloy and counter your cadmium bubble; I pull the Sandwich away

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, Celloist said:

As a Zinc compounder I tap Zinc while burning it to think incredibly quickly and build a new safe which @Kaladin Stormcursed puts the sandwich in.

GUYS WE DON’T WANT A SAFE

Also, no godmodding lol

Edited July 12, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I do not, in fact, put the Sandwich in the safe

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Everyone - it was always my safe. I built it.

I begin tackling @Kaladin Stormcursed

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Before you can reach me, I burn bendalloy. I move a couple feet to the side, then drop the bubble and watch as @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren crashes to the dirt past me.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Before you can reach me, I burn bendalloy. I move a couple feet to the side, then drop the bubble and watch as @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren crashes to the dirt past me.

I disapear into the Dreamscape so I can find the other honorblades.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

44 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Before you can reach me, I burn bendalloy. I move a couple feet to the side, then drop the bubble and watch as @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren crashes to the dirt past me.

I suddenly appear and put my hand on the sandwich.

38 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I disapear into the Dreamscape so I can find the other honorblades.

whats that