The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I suddenly appear and put my hand on the sandwich.

whats that

Oh if you do stuff and don't bold your posts you're in the Dreamscape.

I think it's where the 9 remaining honorblades are.

Edited July 12, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oh if you do stuff and don't bold your posts you're in the Dreamscape.

I think it's where the 9 remaining honorblades are.

ah ok.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

59 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I suddenly appear and put my hand on the sandwich.

whats that

I look at you and wonder what you're doing

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I look at you and wonder what you're doing

I smile mischiviously and grab the sandwich and run away.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I smile mischiviously and grab the sandwich and run away.

Right into my waiting arms. I snatch the sandwich away and start skipping for joy.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Right into my waiting arms. I snatch the sandwich away and start skipping for joy.

I trip you and take the Sandwich back.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

27 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I trip you and take the Sandwich back.

I return from the Dremscape with the 9 honorblades and duralumin-ironpull the trace metals in the sandwich into my hands.

@Uninteligenius, whose honorblade do you have?

Edited July 12, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I return from the Dremscape with the 9 honorblades and duralumin-ironpull the trace metals in the sandwich into my hands.

@Uninteligenius, whose honorblade do you have?

I bow to you and retreat for the moment, valuing my soul too much

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I bow to you and retreat for the moment, valuing my soul too much

I DON’T!!!

I yoink the sandwich from KSOHS and scuttle away, chuckling like a gremlin

Edited July 12, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I DON’T!!!

I yoink the sandwich from KSOHS and scuttle away, chuckling like a gremlin

Gremlen activate!

I summon @CoderDrag0n8 and because I gave him kookeis, he is in my service. I send him after @ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 minutes ago, mippo said:

Gremlen activate!

I summon @CoderDrag0n8 and because I gave him kookeis, he is in my service. I send him after @ChipsAHoid

Sadly, I am no longer a Gremlen, but I still go after @ChipsAHoid and magically teleport the sandwich into my hand because of the trace stories I picked up from it.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Sadly, I am no longer a Gremlen, but I still go after @ChipsAHoid and magically teleport the sandwich into my hand because of the trace stories I picked up from it.

I eat the trace stories and stretch out my tongue like a frog and snatch the sandwich with it

[___ He/Him]

I tie your tongue in knots and leave you tied up with it

And take the sandwich

Edited July 12, 2025 by mippo

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

34 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat the trace stories and stretch out my tongue like a frog and snatch the sandwich with it

You have no connection to the trace stories, and cannot.

15 minutes ago, mippo said:

I tie your tongue in knots and leave you tied up with it

And take the sandwich

I liked it better when it was in a safe.

I take the sandwich and put it in a safe with NO OPENENINGS OR WAYS TO GET IT and that is IMPENETRABLE TO ALL OUTSIDE ATTACKS.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

26 minutes ago, mippo said:

I tie your tongue in knots and leave you tied up with it

And take the sandwich

You could say I’ve been left tongue tied!!

Ok I’m sorry

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

You have no connection to the trace stories, and cannot.

I liked it better when it was in a safe.

I take the sandwich and put it in a safe with NO OPENENINGS OR WAYS TO GET IT and that is IMPENETRABLE TO ALL OUTSIDE ATTACKS.

Well, then I create an inside attack

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

You could say I’ve been left tongue tied!!

Ok I’m sorry

Well, then I create an inside attack

How?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

How?

How? The answer is yes. With this attack, I reclaim the sandwich, keeping it away from nasty, vile safes THAT DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THIS GAME

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

17 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

How? The answer is yes. With this attack, I reclaim the sandwich, keeping it away from nasty, vile safes THAT DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THIS GAME

YEAH

For good measure, I increase my weight, burn duraluminum, and then burn pewter (to keep me alive) and steel to Push the safe into orbit around the Sun

[___ He/Him]

I fly up to it and snatch it then fly away in a spaceship

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

19 minutes ago, mippo said:

I fly up to it and snatch it then fly away in a spaceship

Congratulations. You have a Sandwich-less safe

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

How? The answer is yes. With this attack, I reclaim the sandwich, keeping it away from nasty, vile safes THAT DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THIS GAME

Fine. I grumble, and change the history of the multiverse so that Safes never existed in the first place.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Ok guys, I was on a 3 day long camping trip, I read the new posts but still don't really understand what's happening. Can I get a summary?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

Ok guys, I was on a 3 day long camping trip, I read the new posts but still don't really understand what's happening. Can I get a summary?

uhhhhhh

Order of the Sandwich is a secret group that are battling amoungst themselves

and everyone hates Safes so I deleted the idea and concept of safes forever from the multiverse

and chips has the sandwich

Just DONT USE SAFES

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

How? The answer is yes. With this attack, I reclaim the sandwich, keeping it away from nasty, vile safes THAT DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THIS GAME

You know you could've just entered a 4 dimensional fragment and use that to enter the safe without having to open anything.

I offer to give you back your larynx if you give me the sandwich.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

17 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

You know you could've just entered a 4 dimensional fragment and use that to enter the safe without having to open anything.

I offer to give you back your larynx if you give me the sandwich.

orGaNS arE FoR tHE wEaK aNd fAInT oF hEArT!!

 

Celloist, idk if ur lurking still, but storms. Goodbye, I suppose

Edited July 13, 2025 by ChipsAHoid