The Battle for the Sandwich

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Spoiler

I play saxophone irl

I play sad Jazz music for Celloist

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

Finally another Californian! I'm personally not a fan of my school system, but yours must be better. 

I gawk as the viola spectacularly plays ChipsAHoid.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

16 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Disrespecting the fallen

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A VIOLIST IS AT THE DOOR????

THEY CAN’T FIND THE KEY AND DON’T KNOW WHEN TO COME IN

Idk either

BURH YOU CAN'T SPEAK PERCUSSION HAS ONE MEASURE IN THE ENTIRE PIECE AND THEY MISS IT!

15 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

There are organizations now?

I try to play the viola and fail spectacularly.

I offer to teach you

[BlueWildRye he/him]

45 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

BURH YOU CAN'T SPEAK PERCUSSION HAS ONE MEASURE IN THE ENTIRE PIECE AND THEY MISS IT!

I offer to teach you

does it cost money

If not, I accept.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

42 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

BURH YOU CAN'T SPEAK PERCUSSION HAS ONE MEASURE IN THE ENTIRE PIECE AND THEY MISS IT!

I offer to teach you

Spoiler

YOU PLAY VIOLA I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT

MAYBE IN ORCHESTRA THEY DO, BUT AT LEAST PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ARE NOT WEIRD TO HAVE IN ANY GIVEN ENSEMBLE, AS A PIANO IS PERCUSSION, YEAH I’VE PLAYED IT IN CONCERT BAND AND SYNTH IS A STAPLE OF MARCHING BAND, I’VE SEEN PERCUSSION IN BOTH ORCHESTRA AND GUITAR, WHILE PIANO IS IN CHORUS AND ALLLLLL THE OTHER STUFF IS IN BAND. IF A VIOLA SHOWS UP TO A BAND PERFORMANCE THAT’S WEIRD, AT LEAST GET A VIOLIN, THEY GET THE MELODY SOMETIMES

I’M SORRY IF I’VE HAD A SOLO DURING A PIECE ON THE GLOCKENSPIEL OR A DUET WITH A FLUTE DURING ONE OF THEM ALSO ON GLOCK, OR A 3 PERSON MARIMBA TRIO OR I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO GET A SOLO IN JAZZ BAND ON THE VIBRAPHONE OR WHAT ABOUT DRUMKIT?? HOW DOES A BAND FUNCTION WITHOUT KIT?

AND MARCHING BAND IS FAR BEYOND ANYTHING YOU PLAY. ALSO, WE’RE PLAYING MORE THAN ANYBODY AND HAVE THE HARDEST PARTS (cuz we’re lame and can’t touch grass lol, but pit is given the most challenging music), AND THERE ARE VIBRAPHONE FEATURES IN OUR SHOW! I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU PLAY WITH 4 BOWS, I PLAY WITH 4 MALLETS FOR MOST THINGS.

STEREOTYPES ARE USUALLY INCORRECT! NOT EVERY INSTRUMENT IN PERCUSSION IS A TRIANGLE. THAT’S AS IGNORANT AS CALLING EVERY STRING INSTRUMENT A VIOLIN OR A GUITAR

I admit viola is harder, yeah, orchestra takes more skill, but at least I sing l don’t openly shame anybody but cursed chorus kids, not even in music…

And the missing it roast is only mostly warranted. But that’s more warranted for the trumpets

Anyways, orchestra and band are at war if anybody didn’t know, but I think we need a momentary truce to destroy chorus

Doomslug, you’re acting like mojo in the twoset video abt mojo talking about easiest instruments. Or hardest ones. 

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

BURH YOU CAN'T SPEAK PERCUSSION HAS ONE MEASURE IN THE ENTIRE PIECE AND THEY MISS IT!

I offer to teach you

Not as bad as pianists (and I say this as one):they hit a key wrong and give up

[___ He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Not as bad as pianists (and I say this as one):they hit a key wrong and give up

Not as bad as flautists which I am one of, we go through periods where EVERYTHING SOUNDS SHRILL AND BREATHY OR TOO MUCH SPIT AND AAGAGAH

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

4 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

does it cost money

If not, I accept.

it only costs a small fee of The Sandwich!

4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

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YOU PLAY VIOLA I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT

MAYBE IN ORCHESTRA THEY DO, BUT AT LEAST PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ARE NOT WEIRD TO HAVE IN ANY GIVEN ENSEMBLE, AS A PIANO IS PERCUSSION, YEAH I’VE PLAYED IT IN CONCERT BAND AND SYNTH IS A STAPLE OF MARCHING BAND, I’VE SEEN PERCUSSION IN BOTH ORCHESTRA AND GUITAR, WHILE PIANO IS IN CHORUS AND ALLLLLL THE OTHER STUFF IS IN BAND. IF A VIOLA SHOWS UP TO A BAND PERFORMANCE THAT’S WEIRD, AT LEAST GET A VIOLIN, THEY GET THE MELODY SOMETIMES

I’M SORRY IF I’VE HAD A SOLO DURING A PIECE ON THE GLOCKENSPIEL OR A DUET WITH A FLUTE DURING ONE OF THEM ALSO ON GLOCK, OR A 3 PERSON MARIMBA TRIO OR I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO GET A SOLO IN JAZZ BAND ON THE VIBRAPHONE OR WHAT ABOUT DRUMKIT?? HOW DOES A BAND FUNCTION WITHOUT KIT?

AND MARCHING BAND IS FAR BEYOND ANYTHING YOU PLAY. ALSO, WE’RE PLAYING MORE THAN ANYBODY AND HAVE THE HARDEST PARTS (cuz we’re lame and can’t touch grass lol, but pit is given the most challenging music), AND THERE ARE VIBRAPHONE FEATURES IN OUR SHOW! I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU PLAY WITH 4 BOWS, I PLAY WITH 4 MALLETS FOR MOST THINGS.

STEREOTYPES ARE USUALLY INCORRECT! NOT EVERY INSTRUMENT IN PERCUSSION IS A TRIANGLE. THAT’S AS IGNORANT AS CALLING EVERY STRING INSTRUMENT A VIOLIN OR A GUITAR

I admit viola is harder, yeah, orchestra takes more skill, but at least I sing l don’t openly shame anybody but cursed chorus kids, not even in music…

And the missing it roast is only mostly warranted. But that’s more warranted for the trumpets

Anyways, orchestra and band are at war if anybody didn’t know, but I think we need a momentary truce to destroy chorus

Doomslug, you’re acting like mojo in the twoset video abt mojo talking about easiest instruments. Or hardest ones. 

 

wait... you watch twoset?!??!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

it only costs a small fee of The Sandwich!

4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

The Sandwich belongs to @Celloist.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

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YOU PLAY VIOLA I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT

MAYBE IN ORCHESTRA THEY DO, BUT AT LEAST PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ARE NOT WEIRD TO HAVE IN ANY GIVEN ENSEMBLE, AS A PIANO IS PERCUSSION, YEAH I’VE PLAYED IT IN CONCERT BAND AND SYNTH IS A STAPLE OF MARCHING BAND, I’VE SEEN PERCUSSION IN BOTH ORCHESTRA AND GUITAR, WHILE PIANO IS IN CHORUS AND ALLLLLL THE OTHER STUFF IS IN BAND. IF A VIOLA SHOWS UP TO A BAND PERFORMANCE THAT’S WEIRD, AT LEAST GET A VIOLIN, THEY GET THE MELODY SOMETIMES

I’M SORRY IF I’VE HAD A SOLO DURING A PIECE ON THE GLOCKENSPIEL OR A DUET WITH A FLUTE DURING ONE OF THEM ALSO ON GLOCK, OR A 3 PERSON MARIMBA TRIO OR I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO GET A SOLO IN JAZZ BAND ON THE VIBRAPHONE OR WHAT ABOUT DRUMKIT?? HOW DOES A BAND FUNCTION WITHOUT KIT?

AND MARCHING BAND IS FAR BEYOND ANYTHING YOU PLAY. ALSO, WE’RE PLAYING MORE THAN ANYBODY AND HAVE THE HARDEST PARTS (cuz we’re lame and can’t touch grass lol, but pit is given the most challenging music), AND THERE ARE VIBRAPHONE FEATURES IN OUR SHOW! I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU PLAY WITH 4 BOWS, I PLAY WITH 4 MALLETS FOR MOST THINGS.

STEREOTYPES ARE USUALLY INCORRECT! NOT EVERY INSTRUMENT IN PERCUSSION IS A TRIANGLE. THAT’S AS IGNORANT AS CALLING EVERY STRING INSTRUMENT A VIOLIN OR A GUITAR

I admit viola is harder, yeah, orchestra takes more skill, but at least I sing l don’t openly shame anybody but cursed chorus kids, not even in music…

And the missing it roast is only mostly warranted. But that’s more warranted for the trumpets

Anyways, orchestra and band are at war if anybody didn’t know, but I think we need a momentary truce to destroy chorus

Doomslug, you’re acting like mojo in the twoset video abt mojo talking about easiest instruments. Or hardest ones. 

 

Bro it is not that deep calm down. 

I leave.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

it only costs a small fee of The Sandwich!

wait... you watch twoset?!??!

@PianoSavant, my sister watches and I watch with her sometimes

But yeah 

Just now, Born of Mist said:

Bro it is not that deep calm down. 

I leave.

…are u in music? That was… a calmer reaction comparatively at least in marching band and in percussion. My entire way of life was being insulted. And the way of my ancestors

(and on the shard calm down doesn’t exist) (also I’m restating age old philosophy from the war) (and I’m not actually like screaming unless ur in chorus and claim it’s harder than all the other music programs put together *cough cough* one of my irl friends *cough cough*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

14 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

@PianoSavant, my sister watches and I watch with her sometimes

But yeah 

…are u in music? That was… a calmer reaction comparatively at least in marching band and in percussion. My entire way of life was being insulted. And the way of my ancestors

(and on the shard calm down doesn’t exist) (also I’m restating age old philosophy from the war) (and I’m not actually like screaming unless ur in chorus and claim it’s harder than all the other music programs put together *cough cough* one of my irl friends *cough cough*

Yayy I finally meet some twosetters!

also

I admit, I'm not really in any musicy things besides orchestra, so idk what band is like, but there are always the instruments that are the ones people joke about. I feel like they maybe arent insulting your way of life? Like I hear viola jokes all the time and I don't mind, I actually think it's fun. B&E make viola jokes all the time too, and it's in good humor. I was also unaware there was a war going on...?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Yayy I finally meet some twosetters!

also

I admit, I'm not really in any musicy things besides orchestra, so idk what band is like, but there are always the instruments that are the ones people joke about. I feel like they maybe arent insulting your way of life? Like I hear viola jokes all the time and I don't mind, I actually think it's fun. B&E make viola jokes all the time too, and it's in good humor. I was also unaware there was a war going on...?

…right people can’t hear a joking tone online I forget things. It’s not actually insulting the way of my life, curse not having vocal chords to convey things with tones…

But band and orchestra are rivals, eternally at war. Band kids make a fort out of the chairs and form a dictatorship. Orchestra kids sacrifice lone ones. Guitar kids are chill and don’t get involved. Chorus kids pretend to be on the same musical level. Or the like 10% who actually are in chorus cuz they like to sing who I can respect, I can’t respect picking chorus and pretending to sing cuz u want an easy a.

Percussion is “easy” trumpets never play things right, flutes are always out of tune, clarinets go squeak, violas are generally bad, chorus kids never actually want to be in chorus, uhh what other triggering music things have I heard

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…right people can’t hear a joking tone online I forget things. It’s not actually insulting the way of my life, curse not having vocal chords to convey things with tones…

But band and orchestra are rivals, eternally at war. Band kids make a fort out of the chairs and form a dictatorship. Orchestra kids sacrifice lone ones. Guitar kids are chill and don’t get involved. Chorus kids pretend to be on the same musical level. Or the like 10% who actually are in chorus cuz they like to sing who I can respect, I can’t respect picking chorus and pretending to sing cuz u want an easy a.

Percussion is “easy” trumpets never play things right, flutes are always out of tune, clarinets go squeak, violas are generally bad, chorus kids never actually want to be in chorus, uhh what other triggering music things have I heard

lol, I haven't heard half of these, but omg THEATRE KIDS THOUGH they always have a habit of breaking out into song and dance in the most random places

and most of friends are theatre kids!! askdjfl

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

lol, I haven't heard half of these, but omg THEATRE KIDS THOUGH they always have a habit of breaking out into song and dance in the most random places

and most of friends are theatre kids!! askdjfl

Lol real, I can relate

[Born of Mist He/Him]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

@PianoSavant, my sister watches and I watch with her sometimes

But yeah 

…are u in music? That was… a calmer reaction comparatively at least in marching band and in percussion. My entire way of life was being insulted. And the way of my ancestors

(and on the shard calm down doesn’t exist) (also I’m restating age old philosophy from the war) (and I’m not actually like screaming unless ur in chorus and claim it’s harder than all the other music programs put together *cough cough* one of my irl friends *cough cough*

I AM in music, I'm join marching band and jazz, I play tenor sax. I support you because percussion is cool I just think you could have brought your point across faster and without the rant. Also yeah, choir sucks.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I AM in music, I'm join marching band and jazz, I play tenor sax. I support you because percussion is cool I just think you could have brought your point across faster and without the rant. Also yeah, choir sucks.

…fair, but ranting is fun!! ‘Twas spoilered for a reason 

But yeah, marching band all the way! What’s your show on this year?

[Born of Mist He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…fair, but ranting is fun!! ‘Twas spoilered for a reason 

But yeah, marching band all the way! What’s your show on this year?

Pop Rock....

Like Swift stuff

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

Pop Rock....

…fair enough ig. Not my style but pep band music is fun so I respect the choice

I still don’t like Taylor Swift, but idk

Edited July 16, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…fair enough ig. Not my style but pep band music is fun so I respect the choice

I still don’t like Taylor Swift, but idk

I didn't know who Taylor Swift was until last year, and that was because half of my class put Swift above everything else and the other half detested her.

'Twas madness.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I didn't know who Taylor Swift was until last year, and that was because half of my class put Swift above everything else and the other half detested her.

'Twas madness.

I’m in the detests group. She’s very… polarizing

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I don't do music

(i mean sometimes drums ig)

whats goin on?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

6 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I don't do music

(i mean sometimes drums ig)

whats goin on?

warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

because warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's fun

Join one!

Brunette/Black vs Ginger

Stick vs Fire

Sandwich vs Everyone else

Orchestra vs Band

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

59 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

because warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's fun

Join one!

Brunette/Black vs Ginger

Stick vs Fire

Sandwich vs Everyone else

Orchestra vs Band

BLACK HAIR

sticky stick

NOM THE SANDWICH (not rn though, rip celloist)

uhhhhhh *leaves*

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

because warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's fun

Join one!

Brunette/Black vs Ginger

Stick vs Fire

Sandwich vs Everyone else

Orchestra vs Band

I'm starting a new war. Remembrance of Earth's Past Trilogy vs Other Non-Sanderson. 

I use my spacetime-curvature propulsion stellar-class starship built out of strong-interaction material. It can launch dual-vector foil at a moments' notice.