The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Who said it was named Nightblood? I said it was Nightblood-like.

I use compounded connection to escape to the Dreamscape to dream up warmth.

I am curious about how compounding Connection is supposed to work and criticise you for leaving your words bolded. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

19 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

even more powerful Nightblood.

21 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Who said it was named Nightblood? I said it was Nightblood-like.

I use compounded connection to escape to the Dreamscape to dream up warmth.

LIAR! LIAR

14 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am curious about how compounding Connection is supposed to work and criticise you for leaving your words bolded. 

THAT’S WHAT I MEAN

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

Wonder who is currently in possession of The Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am curious about how compounding Connection is supposed to work and criticise you for leaving your words bolded. 

No, because it's manual entry, not like normal if you're using Connection.

1 hour ago, All_Mighty_Juice said:

Wonder who is currently in possession of The Sandwich.

I think it's @Kansas Stormcursed

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

No, because it's manual entry, not like normal if you're using Connection.

I think it's @Kansas Stormcursed

*general confusion and lack of understanding*

Manual entry? 

Wait- I see. There was a run-on. But I disagree. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

17 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

*general confusion and lack of understanding*

Manual entry? 

Wait- I see. There was a run-on. But I disagree. 

...

WaT?

[Riino He/Him]

On 7/20/2025 at 12:41 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

https://xkcd.com/2028/

I take the Sandwich with the power of Randall Munroe.

I return and am very happy to see xkcd in the first post I read.

Prepare, I am going to make another SANDWICH

Edited July 23, 2025 by Riino

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, Riino said:

I return and am very happy to see xkcd in the first post I read.

Prepare, I am going to make another SANDWICH

Must be fake tho

[Riino He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Must be fake tho

Prepare, I am going to make a Cookie

The Cookie is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The cookie isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The cookie isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The cookie appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the cookie and grab it.

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Riino said:

Prepare, I am going to make a Cookie

The Cookie is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The cookie isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The cookie isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The cookie appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the cookie and grab it.

...

bro

Too confusing

Everyone will be making things

@AltonicKeys, your judgement is required. Is this allowed?

Edited July 23, 2025 by mippo

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Riino said:

Prepare, I am going to make a Cookie

The Cookie is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The cookie isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The cookie isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The cookie appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the cookie and grab it.

I store it in my stomach after it travels down my esophagus. Then I take the sandwich from whoever has it.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I shun the cookie and clutch my Sandwich, which I'm pretty sure I still have

Edit: I point threateningly at @ChipsAHoid as he tries to take my Sandwich

Edited July 23, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I store it in my stomach after it travels down my esophagus. Then I take the sandwich from whoever has it.

I reach my hand into your stomach and steal the cookie, then swap it for the sandwich under @Kansas Stormcursed's nose, meaning he is now holding the cookie while I run off with the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I trip you and slap you with a stick. With peak physical comedy achieved, I steal the sandwich just for funsies.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

19 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I reach my hand into your stomach and steal the cookie, then swap it for the sandwich under @Kansas Stormcursed's nose, meaning he is now holding the cookie while I run off with the sandwich.

I quickly drop the cookie because I'm too hungry for just a cookie. I then get my newly-patented Sandwich Magnet, steelpush over you and magnet the Sandwich to me

[Riino He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I quickly drop the cookie because I'm too hungry for just a cookie. I then get my newly-patented Sandwich Magnet, steelpush over you and magnet the Sandwich to me

I pick up the disregarded Cookie and comfort its chocolate chip tears.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, Riino said:

I pick up the disregarded Cookie and comfort its chocolate chip tears.

Bartholomew infuses the cookie with Oobleck. 

[Riino He/Him]

12 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew infuses the cookie with Oobleck. 

The Oobleck creates a protective coating around the Cookie.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

It notices the Blaspheme. This transgression cannot be allowed to continue, It says. Surrender it, and your life may continue. Refuse, and be banished to the Mindscape, a realm of unreality and death.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

It notices the Blaspheme. This transgression cannot be allowed to continue, It says. Surrender it, and your life may continue. Refuse, and be banished to the Mindscape, a realm of unreality and death.

Bartholomew teleports the cookie to It. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew teleports the cookie to It. 

It banishes the Blaspheme to the depths of the Mindscape, making it nigh inaccessible.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

28 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew teleports the cookie to It. 

DON’T MESS WITH ITIRSP

IT WON’T GO WELL

[AltonicKeys he/him]

On 7/22/2025 at 5:18 PM, Riino said:

Prepare, I am going to make a Cookie

The Cookie is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The cookie isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The cookie isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The cookie appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the cookie and grab it.

On 7/22/2025 at 5:20 PM, mippo said:

@AltonicKeys, your judgement is required. Is this allowed?

Huh? Whazzat?

My microwave ran out of batteries?

That's really unfortunate. Worst thing that's happened to me in weeks. The only thing of note that happened recently too. Well.
Back to my watchtower, where I oversee this boring battlefield where nothing bad ever happens.

Huh? Whazzat? There's an meteor the size of a pebble on a direct path towards me, which will vaporize before hitting anything other than me? Da--

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 10/19/2022 at 12:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.
The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

What if the type I like most is the not-a-sandwich flavor?

[Riino He/Him]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

What if the type I like most is the not-a-sandwich flavor?

Then its not THE Sandwich