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KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him

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3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I consume the investiture, then place it in a spike.

A spike which I place into you.

I unlock the chull's mind, so now I have double the mental power. I compound duralumin and nicrosil to ressurect its spirit web, then steal enough of your organs and wipe your connection to them to recreate the chull as a person.

It slide tackles you.

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The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich. The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and bo

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I get Bill Nye to make you Consider the Following, and while you're considering I steal the sandwich. Unrelated, but I love your signature NerdyAarakocra! 

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I intercept your pole vaulting whilst you are going over the North Pole by hiring a Pole (Polish person) to show you a political poll, distracting you so that I can parachute down from a zeppelin and

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CoderDrag0n8

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13 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I squint. “Do you not know me? The Eldritch King? Compass bearer!”

I remove my Compass from my cloak, showing it. “There are only a few of these in existence, mortal.”

”I am itirSp, and my day number far more than yours.”

The gallbladder grows tentacles and latches to your hand, sucking the blood.

"You mean this?" I say, holding up a strange shifting object that eventually solidifies into a compass. "I'm no Eldritch King, but I have this."

Born of Mist

Born of Mist He/Him

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12 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

YES YOU! LITERALLY NOTHING CAN DEFEAT IT!

Naw I think I could take it ngl.

19 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I squint. “Do you not know me? The Eldritch King? Compass bearer!”

I remove my Compass from my cloak, showing it. “There are only a few of these in existence, mortal.”

”I am itirSp, and my day number far more than yours.”

The gallbladder grows tentacles and latches to your hand, sucking the blood.

I raise my eyebrow. "How...humble," I wave my hand dismissively and turn around "Well, carry on. And, watch who you call 'mortal' mortal"

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Born of Mist

Born of Mist He/Him

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4 minutes ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

Yall forgetting I have sandwich? I stole it using my steel metalmind earlier.

I think I still have it. Maybe?

No you don't.

I make the sandwich appear in my hand, then I disappear.

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him

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24 minutes ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

Yall forgetting I have sandwich? I stole it using my steel metalmind earlier.

I think I still have it. Maybe?

But steelminds alone can't get you inside itirSp.

17 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

No you don't.

I make the sandwich appear in my hand, then I disappear.

I use Quantum Tunneling to bring me the sandwich.

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him

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3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Idk

@SpiritOfWrath

What is this compass?

57 minutes ago, ShardOfTaynix said:

I USE THE FIERCE TAYNIX DEITY AND SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR 1 PAGE POST TO TAKE THE SANDWICH FROM KSAUCE (I will now be the FTD:Fierce Taynix Deity)

 

:D I first cut myself out of itirSp with steel compounding, then use Ninth Heightening Awakening to Awaken the Plutonian rock around me.

"Stick when thrown," I Commanded, before hurling them at you with the force of a pewter-compounder. As you get flung into space (Pluto's gravity is weak), I drop a coin and duralumin-steelpush after you and take the sandwich. I land on Charon, Pluto's other moon.

The WorldHopper Taynix

The WorldHopper Taynix He/Him

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1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

@SpiritOfWrath

What is this compass?

:D I first cut myself out of itirSp with steel compounding, then use Ninth Heightening Awakening to Awaken the Plutonian rock around me.

"Stick when thrown," I Commanded, before hurling them at you with the force of a pewter-compounder. As you get flung into space (Pluto's gravity is weak), I drop a coin and duralumin-steelpush after you and take the sandwich. I land on Charon, Pluto's other moon.

FTD goes after itirsip and kills it’s lifeless body then proceeds after you with adaption wheel moving 1/8th of the way and strikes you with its fist and plummets you too Titan Saturn’s moon with the sandwich landing on Makemake

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KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

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53 minutes ago, ShardOfTaynix said:

FTD goes after itirsip and kills it’s lifeless body then proceeds after you with adaption wheel moving 1/8th of the way and strikes you with its fist and plummets you too Titan Saturn’s moon with the sandwich landing on Makemake

It was all a dream.

You didn't bold your post.

Through the Living Wrath

Through the Living Wrath he/him

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4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

@SpiritOfWrath

What is this compass?

:D I first cut myself out of itirSp with steel compounding, then use Ninth Heightening Awakening to Awaken the Plutonian rock around me.

"Stick when thrown," I Commanded, before hurling them at you with the force of a pewter-compounder. As you get flung into space (Pluto's gravity is weak), I drop a coin and duralumin-steelpush after you and take the sandwich. I land on Charon, Pluto's other moon.

The compass was something made by @The H, for members of the Cult of the The Sandwich. It points at the Sandwich, but more importantly can never be taken or destroyed or replicated.

This was allllll

like

200 pages ago

 

I am waiting for you.

”Slow.”

I raise a hand (one of many), and a beam of not pulses towards you as I shift, then jump at you, multitudinous clones forming in my wake. They also jump at you, forming more clones.

 

10 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"You mean this?" I say, holding up a strange shifting object that eventually solidifies into a compass. "I'm no Eldritch King, but I have this."

I smile. “No. You do not.”

10 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

Naw I think I could take it ngl.

I raise my eyebrow. "How...humble," I wave my hand dismissively and turn around "Well, carry on. And, watch who you call 'mortal' mortal"

“Are you sure about that?”

ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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10 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"You mean this?" I say, holding up a strange shifting object that eventually solidifies into a compass. "I'm no Eldritch King, but I have this."

Watch what you do very carefully if you desire to retain your non-eaten-by-Eldritch-monster-very-gruesomely state of existing.

10 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

Naw I think I could take it ngl.

I raise my eyebrow. "How...humble," I wave my hand dismissively and turn around "Well, carry on. And, watch who you call 'mortal' mortal"

STORMS YOU HAVE NOT SEEN WHAT ITIRSP IS CAPABLE OF. YOU’LL DOOM US ALL. 

9 hours ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

What’s itirSp? I think I missed that.

Terrifying

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Wrath apparently has DID. itirSp is a persona. I think.

It is one of those yeah

From his about me:

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Spirit: British, grey

Of: Mysterious, green

Wrath: Me!!!!!!!! This color

SpiritOfWrath: Not me… yellow

Tim: Acolyte of itirSp, red

itirSp: eldritch monster me. Is now Purple

Afterimage: Clone of itirSp, is not evil. Orange

Adtae: My version of Death. blue

The Hunter: Sharpshooter. teal

The Scribe: Chaotic, creation. dark grey.

Nugget Wrath: Yes.

Professor Wrath: yea

Scudface: Spite.

The Manager: Manages all this.

Wish: YEA I CANT READ THIS!

Adonalsium. The sixteenth

The Jester: Number 17

And also indestructible. A while back… this thread was far more difficult when itirSp emerged. I’m not sure who let it out this time…

@SpiritOfWrath, who let itirSp out?

3 hours ago, ShardOfTaynix said:

FTD goes after itirsip and kills it’s lifeless body then proceeds after you with adaption wheel moving 1/8th of the way and strikes you with its fist and plummets you too Titan Saturn’s moon with the sandwich landing on Makemake

Woah! New person!

 

GUYS JUST DON’T MESS WITH ITIRSP AND YOU’LL ALL BE FINE! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN WHAT IT DID TO THIS THREAD BEFORE 😭

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The compass was something made by @The H, for members of the Cult of the The Sandwich. It points at the Sandwich, but more importantly can never be taken or destroyed or replicated.

This was allllll

like

200 pages ago

 

I am waiting for you.

”Slow.”

I raise a hand (one of many), and a beam of not pulses towards you as I shift, then jump at you, multitudinous clones forming in my wake. They also jump at you, forming more clones.

 

I smile. “No. You do not.”

“Are you sure about that?”

Oh storms it is starting to clone, I might be too late

Through the Living Wrath

Through the Living Wrath he/him

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4 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Watch what you do very carefully if you desire to retain your non-eaten-by-Eldritch-monster-very-gruesomely state of existing.

STORMS YOU HAVE NOT SEEN WHAT ITIRSP IS CAPABLE OF. YOU’LL DOOM US ALL. 

Terrifying

It is one of those yeah

From his about me:

 

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Spirit: British, grey

Of: Mysterious, green

Wrath: Me!!!!!!!! This color

SpiritOfWrath: Not me… yellow

Tim: Acolyte of itirSp, red

itirSp: eldritch monster me. Is now Purple

Afterimage: Clone of itirSp, is not evil. Orange

Adtae: My version of Death. blue

The Hunter: Sharpshooter. teal

The Scribe: Chaotic, creation. dark grey.

Nugget Wrath: Yes.

Professor Wrath: yea

Scudface: Spite.

The Manager: Manages all this.

Wish: YEA I CANT READ THIS!

Adonalsium. The sixteenth

The Jester: Number 17

And also indestructible. A while back… this thread was far more difficult when itirSp emerged. I’m not sure who let it out this time…

@SpiritOfWrath, who let itirSp out?

Woah! New person!

 

GUYS JUST DON’T MESS WITH ITIRSP AND YOU’LL ALL BE FINE! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN WHAT IT DID TO THIS THREAD BEFORE 😭

Oh storms it is starting to clone, I might be too late

It’s not canon yet, the new person.

Im wondering what I should add next… the extra limbs and wings, the acid blood,

Or maybe I should also bring back Adtae

Through The Living Ash

Through The Living Ash he/him

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6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

@SpiritOfWrath

What is this compass?

:D I first cut myself out of itirSp with steel compounding, then use Ninth Heightening Awakening to Awaken the Plutonian rock around me.

"Stick when thrown," I Commanded, before hurling them at you with the force of a pewter-compounder. As you get flung into space (Pluto's gravity is weak), I drop a coin and duralumin-steelpush after you and take the sandwich. I land on Charon, Pluto's other moon.

I, who had been waiting for all this to blow over, realise that it is not going to, and so send my fish with legs to sack you, allowing Bartholomew to steal the sandwich. 

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