The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

37 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat the Oobleck too

Bartholomew, controlling the Oobleck that you just consumed, possesses your body. 

[Riino He/Him]

13 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew, controlling the Oobleck that you just consumed, possesses your body. 

Bartholomew, left weak by controlling the Oobleck, gets Sandwich slapped, and starts crying.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

14 hours ago, Riino said:

Bartholomew, left weak by controlling the Oobleck, gets Sandwich slapped, and starts crying.

He was helping you! 

Angered by this severe treatment of Bartholomew, I appear in front of you and create a bunch of fish with legs that sack you, allowing me to steal the sandwich. 

[PianoSavant she/her]

I haven’t been on here for a very very long time but uh

I steal the Sandwich with the assistance of a fishing pole and fly away Superhero style

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I haven’t been on here for a very very long time but uh

I steal the Sandwich with the assistance of a fishing pole and fly away Superhero style

I liberate the sandwich from my dear, dear sister.

[PianoSavant she/her]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I liberate the sandwich from my dear, dear sister.

I “accidentally” trip my moose, moose brother

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, PianoSavant said:

I “accidentally” trip my moose, moose brother

I still have the sandwich, so I get back up and run away

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I appear

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I still have the sandwich, so I get back up and run away

2 minutes ago, PianoSavant said:

I “accidentally” trip my moose, moose brother

I RUN IN
I STEAL IT

then leave to the DRACONIC WORLD OF THE ABYSS

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I appear

I RUN IN
I STEAL IT

then leave to the DRACONIC WORLD OF THE ABYSS

I eat that world. What could go wrong?

Edited June 24, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[PianoSavant she/her]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat that world. What could go wrong?

I use the Heimlich maneuver on you to get it out of…you I guess

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, PianoSavant said:

I use the Heimlich maneuver on you to get it out of…you I guess

Well then I eat you instead

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Me, my clone, and my other clone Sandy (if were around then, then yeah) all tackle @ChipsAHoid. Then, Sandy uses realmatic transfer to bring the Sandwhich to Shadesmar, where I take it.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Me, my clone, and my other clone Sandy (if were around then, then yeah) all tackle @ChipsAHoid. Then, Sandy uses realmatic transfer to bring the Sandwhich to Shadesmar, where I take it.

Well I eat them too!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well I eat them too!

I eat your liver.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I eat your liver.

I eat your spleen in revenge

(what are we doing anymore )

[PianoSavant she/her]

7 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well then I eat you instead

In all the cannibalism confusion I escape and run away

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Me, my clone, and my other clone Sandy (if were around then, then yeah) all tackle @ChipsAHoid. Then, Sandy uses realmatic transfer to bring the Sandwhich to Shadesmar, where I take it.

I take Sandwich and your soul. I consume the latter.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat your spleen in revenge

(what are we doing anymore )

I eat your kidneys, thymus, gallbladder and larynx

Sandy uses Realmatic transition to leave @ChipsAHoid's stomach and enter Shadesmar, where he grabs the Sandwich.

 

Edit: Umm... simultaneous posts.

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I take Sandwich and your soul. I consume the latter.

Sandy brings me back from the Beyond and takes back the Sandwich.

Edited June 24, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I eat your kidneys, thymus, gallbladder and larynx

Sandy uses Realmatic transition to leave @ChipsAHoid's stomach and enter Shadesmar, where he grabs the Sandwich.

I, the great Dragon, eat all the time and space between us, taking the sandwitch, and then barfing it back up, so that there are 20000 miles and 20000 years between you and the sandwich.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I eat your kidneys, thymus, gallbladder and larynx

Sandy uses Realmatic transition to leave @ChipsAHoid's stomach and enter Shadesmar, where he grabs the Sandwich.

I eat your intestines. All of them. I hop into Shadesmar and begin to chase Sandy.

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I, the great Dragon, eat all the time and space between us, taking the sandwitch, and then barfing it back up, so that there are 20000 miles and 20000 years between you and the sandwich.

Idk if u meant it that way but it looks like it only affects him. 
I do not know why you took the witch of Sand, but Sandy still has the sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I, the great Dragon, eat all the time and space between us, taking the sandwitch, and then barfing it back up, so that there are 20000 miles and 20000 years between you and the sandwich.

I start playing 5D Battle for the Sandwich with Multiverse Time Travel so I can chase after you for no reason, since Sandy still has the sandwich.

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat your intestines. All of them. I hop into Shadesmar and begin to chase Sandy.

Sandy runs into the Spiritual Ream and throws the Sandwich into a random vision.

EDIT: Also you suffocate because I stole your larynx so my intestines went into your lungs

Edited June 24, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I disappear

I will be back... one day...

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I start playing 5D Battle for the Sandwich with Multiverse Time Travel so I can chase after you for no reason, since Sandy still has the sandwich.

Sandy runs into the Spiritual Ream and throws the Sandwich into a random vision.

EDIT: Also you suffocate because I stole your larynx so my intestines went into your lungs

And you suffocate because I shove marbles down your throat until you asphyxiate

PLOT TWIST!! I don’t NEED functioning lungs!!

Disturbing thought, some freak has your intestines in his lungs and doesn’t care

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

And you suffocate because I shove marbles down your throat until you asphyxiate

PLOT TWIST!! I don’t NEED functioning lungs!!

Disturbing thought, some freak has your intestines in his lungs and doesn’t care

Hmm...

I compound nicrosil and burn bendalloy-duralumin, accelerating time while I hold the Exist Dawnshard, so that when my metals run out I have the full effects of the Dawnshard. I then give my unnamed clone the Dawnshard and decapitate myself. My head regrows and I no longer have marbles in my throat.

[___ He/Him]

I haven't been here in so long and I have no idea what's going on, so I snap my fingers and use my time powers to manipulate the sandwich into my hands