The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I steal the sausage using the Doctor Strange method.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stand there watching this all as The Sandwich is still in my vault guarded by laser sharks.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

18 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

I live in Australia, so as you arrive I deck you for a greeting and steal the Sandwich

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That’s the traditional Australian greeting?

I hire the monks to give me the Sandwich instead and go to a really tall rock.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

21 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I stand there watching this all as The Sandwich is still in my vault guarded by laser sharks.

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Lasers!

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Sharks!

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Laser Sharks!!!

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Overbearing Assistants!

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And strange, dangerous relics that...

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Entrap!

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Snap!

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and Zap!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately, your Laser Sharks were enticed by the sandwich's deliciousness and pulled off a heist to get it out of there. You now have no idea where it is.

Edited June 15, 2024 by The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

I find the sandwich on the side of the road and take a big bite of it*
 

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*by it, I mean my ice cream of course.

 

[strmblsd he/him]

I bribe you with more ice cream and take the sandwich then go to the masons treasure room from national treasure and the only way you can get in to take it from me is to say everything they did in the movie to get to me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I go to the masons treasure room from national treasure and take the sandwich from you after telling you everything they did in the movie.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I watch Indiana Jones with my brand new Laser Dog, his name is George.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

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Lasers!

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Sharks!

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Laser Sharks!!!

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Overbearing Assistants!

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And strange, dangerous relics that...

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Entrap!

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Snap!

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and Zap!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately, your Laser Sharks were enticed by the sandwich's deliciousness and pulled off a heist to get it out of there. You now have no idea where it is.

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I could totally hear Metalbeard's voice just now

I sit next to Strmblsd and eat ice cream while Nameless recites the movie script.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I take the sandwich from Unintelligenius and go to that other place underneath Mount Rushmore from National Treasure 2.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I blow up Mt. Rushmore and make it look like Kaladin instead.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I add the faces of Dalinar, Shallan, and Szeth.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I steal the Sandwich as you’re carving the faces, I then make George attack you.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I add George's face too and he calms down staring at it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I thank you for this by giving you the Sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I carve the Sandwich on top of the rest of the figures, then put the real Sandwich on top of that.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I shed a tear because it's all so beautiful.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I cast Fireball, bursting out of the flames and stealing the sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I trip you and steal the sandwich to put it on top of the mountain monument of sandwich again

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I shed two tears because ,one, I want to one up Through the Living Glass, and two, because it’s twice as beautiful.

[Lunamor she/her]

I call y’all pansies for crying so much and take the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I become enraged and tell George to go attack Lunamor and bring me the sandwich.

Edited June 16, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately George takes the sandwich for himself.

[strmblsd he/him]

I cry because the beautiful monument is ruined

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I order Bookwyrm to attack George.

@The Bookwyrm get back in here lol

Edited June 16, 2024 by Through The Living Glass