The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

I wave and say, “hey, Red, can I call you Red, you have something of mine!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Edema Rue said:

I wave and say, “hey, Red, can I call you Red, you have something of mine!”

I deck you across the face for no reason.

Edited June 13, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

"Yea-" watches glass punch rue... "Why'd you do that?!"

[Edema Rue she/her]

I glare at Glass through my rapidly swelling eye, then give Red a thumbs up.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I give a thumbs up back and begin running away really fast...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I trip Red and take the sandwich as he falls.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The Assasin In Red said:

"Yea-" watches glass punch rue... "Why'd you do that?!"

My ways are mysterious and my motives unknowable.

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I trip Red and take the sandwich as he falls.

I deck you across the face for a reason.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I grab the sandwich from where it fell. Singing a jaunty tune as I walk away

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

I grab the sandwich from where it fell. Singing a jaunty tune as I walk away

I deck you across the face as well.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use a deck to deck you across the face.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

27 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I use a deck to deck you across the face.

I block your deck with another deck, then deck you across the face again.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I attach my deck to your deck in order to become a double-decker decker, I then deck you so hard with my double deck that you get sent to Mars. Afterwards, I take the Sandwich and sit on my deck.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I attach my deck to your deck in order to become a double-decker decker, I then deck you so hard with my double deck that you get sent to Mars. Afterwards, I take the Sandwich and sit on my deck.

I deck you with the power of the double-decker couch.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I throw Emmet at you and tell him to rebuild the double decker couch on top of your head.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

He refuses because he gifted it to me, first.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I deck you in the face while you’re distracted and take the Sandwich and run away.

Edited June 13, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I become a deck.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use the brand new deck to make triple deck, I also steal the double decker couch and put that on the triple deck. I have now become the triple-decker double decker couch decker.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I use the brand new deck to make triple deck, I also steal the double decker couch and put that on the triple deck. I have now become the triple-decker double decker couch decker.

Since I am part of the triple-decker double decker couch decker, I am with you until you go near the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I heft my brand new weapon, putting the sandwich in my pocket, I then proceed to do THE FINAL DECK and deck Living Glass to the end of the observable universe.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I pickpocket your Sandwich and become a regular person again. Your deck is no longer THE FINAL DECK since I am no longer part of it, and I go to the other end of the observable universe.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I chuckle a little bit as I watch everyone run away from me, I pull out the real Sandwich from my other pocket and walk away tossing it up and down as I go to my house.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I nuke your house and due to the Sandwiches infinity, it survives and I steal it. I then proceed to dig straight down while wearing a hazmat suit to avoid radiation.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I am radiation, and the sandwich is mine. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I nuke the house again.