The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

Turns out you couldn't find it

[Lunamor she/her]

…because I found it!

[Edema Rue she/her]

I helped find it! 

[strmblsd he/him]

Because I told you the direction it went.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Because I gave you a sandwich compass.

[strmblsd he/him]

Man I'm really hungry now... *Pulls pizza slice out of back pocket...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

*pulls out Sandwich* "How'd that get there?"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*Shrugs then takes the sandwich*

[Edema Rue she/her]

I think about all that I’ve given for the sandwich. I think of the snail, and the caterpillar, and the sentient mushroom. I think about all the lore that will never be known. 

I think so hard that the sandwich floats to me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I steamroll you with Cyre 1313 and take the sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I think so little and make my mind so void that the sandwich appears in my hand. I don't notice.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the sandwich without you noticing and run off to Japan where I enlist the help of the Village Hidden in the Leaves to protect me(aka Naruto and friends).

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I  R E T U R N  F R O M  T H E  V O I D  A N D  U N L E A S H  I T S  P O W E R  U P O N  Y O U  A L L

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I make the void into a sandwich and eat it because I was hungry.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I take the void sandwich from your stomach when you’re not looking, and hide on Jupiter with it.

Spoiler

You… ate the Sandwich?!

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

I take the void sandwich from your stomach when you’re not looking, and hide on Jupiter with it.

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You… ate the Sandwich?!

 

Spoiler

No I ate the void sandwich, that is not the sandwich

I stand there confused and still hungry, I look at the Sandwich, then I attempt to take a bite, but…

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Spoiler

Well then… there’s two sandwiches now I guess…

unless Glass takes it back…

I happen to be on Jupiter.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

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Well then… there’s two sandwiches now I guess…

unless Glass takes it back…

I happen to be on Jupiter.

Spoiler

No, you see the Sandwich is an item that cannot be perfectly replicated, it is THE perfect sandwich, the void sandwich is just a sandwich that I made for lunch or something, but it is not the Sandwich, there is only one Sandwich(yea I’m capitalizing Sandwich on purpose to show The Sandwich).

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Spoiler

I just read the rules.

oops.

I realize I need the real Sandwich, and sneak into the village, and steal the Sandwich, hiding in the Rubber Room

Edited June 12, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I use my portal gun to steal the Sandwich and the Void Sandwich.

"The rubber room with rats?"

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I emerge from a portal yet again only to be more confused than last time. I utter only one sentence before searching for the Sandwich.

"I hate rats..."

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I chuck a bunch of rats at Assasin in Red.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

The rats turn to dust because I thought about them. I then roll a investigation check to find the sandwich. Nat 20

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You are able to find the sandwich, you also found out a lot of… other things.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I grab the sandwich and create several Gundams to defend me.