The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The sandwich drops to the ground.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Due to the lack of existence, no-one has the sandwich so I take it and teleport to Scadrial (Era 1) and convince everyone I'm Kelsier and now they will fight for me.

Edited June 3, 2024 by The Assasin In Red
Oh really?!?

[aetherbound he/him]

That was not bolded, and therefore not canon, so both you and the sandwich cease to exist.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I cackle because The Assasin In Red dreamed it (it wasn’t bolded), then concentrate extremely hard and will the sandwich back into existence. Then I grin and shrink it to the size of a mosquito and teleport away. After checking to make sure no one can see/access/approach me in any way, I slip it into my earhole and lie down to sleep. Before falling asleep, I place a magical fake Sandwich next to me. (It changes into whatever kind of sandwich the last owner [or person who held it] most desired)

[aetherbound he/him]

A mosquito carries the sandwich out of your ear.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

And gives it to me 

[aetherbound he/him]

The mosquito combusts, flinging the sandwich into me's hand.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I am unsure as to what is going on but I do an evil cackle anyway. As everyone is giving me weird looks and autocorrect is changing that to “wired lobs”, I steal the sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I Stand up and trip

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"WHY IS EVERYONE TRIPPING OVER MY JET?! IT'S NOT EVEN ON THE GROUND."

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw multiple wired lobs at Piano Savant, grabbing the sandwich and doing a backflip before hitting Living Glass' jet and falling to the ground.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I walk up to Rye and take the sandwich before I trip on his arm and go rolling down a hill.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

My F-22 now has multiple dents in it. I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

My F-22 now has multiple dents in it. I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore.

I mean, it's all on accident, so

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, BlueWildRye said:

I mean, it's all on accident, so

And yet, it keeps happening somehow...

Spoiler

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I roll down the hill too, wrestling Ten Fools until I jump up holding the sandwich. I make sure not to trip on Living Glass' jet as I leave.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I run up with a hammer and hit Living Glass’ jet on purpose, then I teleport right next to BlueWildRye and give him a big hug, rendering him immobile.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

thanks for the hug

I give you the sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I was expecting @Through The Living Glass to blow us up but okay.

I thank BlueWildRye for the Sandwich, then I go back with my mole men buddies who enjoy pizza instead of sandwiches, so they would never betray me.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I go and metal bend @Through The Living Glass's F-22 into an awesome shaped flower

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Well I was GOING to blow Vyz up, but now I need to FIX MY JET INSTEAD.

I begin repairs on my jet while I plot revenge against Vyz.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I was disguised as a mole man so I steal the sandwich from @Vyzkel Willbender. I then hide in the earth's core.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

41 minutes ago, The Assasin In Red said:

I was disguised as a mole man so I steal the sandwich from @Vyzkel Willbender. I then hide in the earth's core.

The second time thus far!

[strmblsd he/him]

I follow thinking there will be cheese and there isn't so I settle for the sandwich I take it an run away tripping over glass's jet on the way somehow gets back up and runs some more. Oh and I strap a bomb onto the sandwich so whoever steals it next blows up.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw a long rope at the sandwich and tickle the bomb.