The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Since that was a typo, it IS metal-bending proof

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

17 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Since that was a typo, it IS metal-bending proof

Since it was a typo, i turn it into lava, to protect me

 

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Having watched the entire ordeal I know where the sandwich landed. I run and slide to grab the sandwich. 

[strmblsd he/him]

When you get up I accidentally bump into you and apologize but swipe the sandwich and go hide in a hole again... But this hole has laser missile defense

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I throw a cat at the hole.

[strmblsd he/him]

I hate cats and it gets blown up by my laser guided missiles 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Goodness…

I throw John Wick’s dog at the hole.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Plot Twist! I am John Wick's dog. I dodge any laser guided missles, grab the sandwich, and jump out of the hole.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Since John Wick was there to see you change from his dog, he is now angry and chases after you to take the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I am a puddle.

[strmblsd he/him]

I step in puddle

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I scream

[strmblsd he/him]

I apologize 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I say "It's fine" and continue screaming, but quieter now.

[strmblsd he/him]

I fix phineas and ferbs anything into a smoothie machine and fut you in a mold of you and transform you out of puddle

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I fix phineas and ferbs anything into a smoothie machine and fut you in a mold of you and transform you out of puddle

*shook*

I use the same machine to fix my F-22.

*shook celebration*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat a hot dog, then I have an existential crisis about whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not.

[strmblsd he/him]

11 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I eat a hot dog, then I have an existential crisis about whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not.

It's a taco it has bread on 3 sides

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

It's a taco it has bread on 3 sides

YOUVE SEEN THAT VIDEO?!?

[strmblsd he/him]

7 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

YOUVE SEEN THAT VIDEO?!?

Yes

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I quietly push John Wick through a portal back into his own universe, grabbing the sandwich before it falls through.

[strmblsd he/him]

I quietly push you through the same portal and grab the sandwich before it falls through... Then go hide in my hole.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I quietly push you through the same portal and grab the sandwich before it falls through... Then go hide in my hole.

Your hole has been flooded with water.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I quietly walk through another portal right next to strmblssd, then swim to the surface and snatch the floating sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I cry because I liked that hole