The Battle for the Sandwich

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

The bomb laughs manically as I drop kick it towards Living Glass’s jet. I then do a double backflip, but fail horribly and land on my face. I crawl to the sandwich and pick it up. 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

*sigh* I raise a magical barrier around Living Glass' jet because at this point it barely looks like a jet anymore.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I wonder they didn’t just bribe the mole men with pizza. Then I run over to the beaten Ten Fools, who is still on the ground from the backflip, I take the sandwich from him and turn into a monkey named George and escape through a tunnel of curiosity.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

You are hunted by my monkey Jerome who steals the sandwich and returns it to me. I escape into a wormhole.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I am curious about how this wormhole works, so I rip apart the fabric of space in order to figure it out, I then find out that if I snap my fingers correctly that I can make wormholes at will, I use this to take the sandwich

CURIOUS GEORGE IS TOO POWERFUL

[strmblsd he/him]

I bite your fingers off so you can't snap and make wormholes.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m confused why strmblsd tried to bite off the fingers of my robotic arm, so a transform back into a human and slap him really hard, knocking him unconscious.

Here’s a picture of what it’ll look like:

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Forgot about giving you that robotic arm

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I follow thinking there will be cheese and there isn't so I settle for the sandwich I take it an run away tripping over glass's jet on the way somehow gets back up and runs some more. Oh and I strap a bomb onto the sandwich so whoever steals it next blows up.

4 hours ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

The bomb laughs manically as I drop kick it towards Living Glass’s jet. I then do a double backflip, but fail horribly and land on my face. I crawl to the sandwich and pick it up. 

GAAAAAHHHHHHH

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

*sigh* I raise a magical barrier around Living Glass' jet because at this point it barely looks like a jet anymore.

*shook*

"Th-thanks..."

I shakily continue to fix my jet... it's almost done...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

We have traumatized @Through The Living Glass

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

We have traumatized @Through The Living Glass

I j-just wanted t-to fix my j-jet...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I j-just wanted t-to fix my j-jet...

Don't worry, I've had plenty of traumatic experiences involving jets. One time I even died!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, BlueWildRye said:

Don't worry, I've had plenty of traumatic experiences involving jets. One time I even died!

Oh yeah...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m confused why no one has chased me since I have the sandwich, so I buy a dog and I go to a cabin in the woods where I sip my hot chocolate and rock slowly on my wooden chair while my dog sits by the fireplace.

Edited June 4, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender
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[BlueWildRye he/him]

The door to your cabin creaks open, and I step in.

"Greetings, old friend," I say. I sit down and drink some hot chocolate too, trying to ignore the sandwich resting on the mantelpiece.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I greet Rye with open arms, offering him some cookies with his hot chocolate. I also thank him once again for the arm.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"Don't ask where I got the arm, okay?" I ask. "He deserved to get soulcast anyways."

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Knowing that this day would come I had installed traps when I had  installed the solar panels. I use the traps to get the sandwich back. I then backflip off of the roof and land. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

MY JET IS FINISHED!! *yes*

And I upgraded it, too!

I fly very quickly towards the cabin, and use the tractor beam I installed to pull the Sandwich out of Fools' hands.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I seem to have not been phased by this turn of events, as I continue to sip my hot chocolate.

[strmblsd he/him]

I shoot a bazooka at glass's jet and blow it up for no reason 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The shield, remember?

I eat a sandwich that is not The Sandwich as I watch this turn of events.

Edited June 4, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, BlueWildRye said:

The shield, remember?

Yeah, remember? (i totally didn't forget what are you talking about)

I also installed my own shield. It reflects damage, so now there's a small rocket zooming towards Strmblsd.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I chuckle as I walk over to my dog, who hasn’t moved at all since I got it. I open up the side of its belly to reveal that it was a Sandwich Safe that’s holds the real sandwich, I then take out the teleported too and teleport away from this place.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I steal the stuffed dog because it's cute.