The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I steal the Sandwich's investiture, uninvesting it, and making it no longer a sandwichspren nor a splinter. I then steal the Sandwich and meander away.

[Vielence She/Her]

6 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I steal the Sandwich's investiture, uninvesting it, and making it no longer a sandwichspren nor a splinter. I then steal the Sandwich and meander away.

I pay you 40 million BEUs for the sandwich then take a vacation. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, VieB13 said:

HEY. 

As the boulder falls, I lash it upwards while lunging away so I flies back at you and intercepts you as you try to get the sandwich. 
 

Side note:

Why is this sandwich so important?

Just curious lol

just because

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

 I enter the Physical Realm of Arrakis, then agree, with the caveat of the other me that is not currently on Arrakis does not count for the terms of this duel regarding winning and forfeit, and will not interfere. 

I accept, agreeing to not use my clones either.

It's just me and you. And our Radiant spren. I will not use Elsecaller Surges, only Truthwatcher ones. Nor will I use the honorblades.

So.

I grow into a giant with carapace armour and swallow a bunch of metal.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I clap my hands, and a giant dome appears around you, just barely large enough for you to fit in. I also begin disconnecting and spreading some of my essence around Arrakis. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

38 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I clap my hands, and a giant dome appears around you, just barely large enough for you to fit in. I also begin disconnecting and spreading some of my essence around Arrakis. 

I wait for you to make your next move.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

14 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yup you summoned a demon:

Eats ChipsAHoid

hey i'm hungry and I don't like bagels...

What did I dooooo

6 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Side note:

Why is this sandwich so important?

Just curious lol

BECAUSE IT’S A SANDWICH

28 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I wait for you to make your next move.

waiiiiiiiting, waiiiiiting, waiiiiiiiiiting

I get a pet vindow viper (hope I spelled that right) if anybody here is old enough to remember that

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

What did I dooooo

BECAUSE IT’S A SANDWICH

waiiiiiiiting, waiiiiiting, waiiiiiiiiiting

I get a pet vindow viper (hope I spelled that right) if anybody here is old enough to remember that

I read this somewhere...

@Vyzkel?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I wait for you to make your next move.

I start to duplicate myself. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

16 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I pay you 40 million BEUs for the sandwich then take a vacation. 

I decide to take a vacation because I'm so tired of all this Sandwich hunting. I happen to go to the same place as you, and when I see you, my hunger for the Sandwich is rekindled. I pay you 40 million and 1 BEU's for the Sandwich, then fly off to Neptune.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I decide to take a vacation because I'm so tired of all this Sandwich hunting. I happen to go to the same place as you, and when I see you, my hunger for the Sandwich is rekindled. I pay you 40 million and 1 BEU's for the Sandwich, then fly off to Neptune.

I follow you and pay 40 million and 1.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 BEU’s for the Sandwich. Don’t ask where I got them. Stop checking your supply I didn’t steal anything I swear 

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I follow you and pay 40 million and 1.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 BEU’s for the Sandwich. Don’t ask where I got them. Stop checking your supply I didn’t steal anything I swear 

I am still Stoopid so that doesn’t work either. 
Then I suddenly become un-stoopid and take the extra BEUs and keep the sandwich. Then I run away laughing manically 

[strmblsd he/him]

I steal the sandwich and laugh at you youngeans and run to my ancient hidie hole that you guys don't know where it is (throwback)

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, strmblsd said:

I steal the sandwich and laugh at you youngeans and run to my ancient hidie hole that you guys don't know where it is (throwback)

I follow you to the hidie hole and catch the door before it closes. Then I jump on your back and grab the sandwich from your hand. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

32 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I follow you to the hidie hole and catch the door before it closes. Then I jump on your back and grab the sandwich from your hand. 

Then I jump on your back and grab the sandwich from your hand. 

[Vielence She/Her]

6 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Then I jump on your back and grab the sandwich from your hand. 

Before you can I jump out of the way so you grab @strmblsd hand instead. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

Before you can I jump out of the way so you grab @strmblsd hand instead. 

I fling @strmblsd at you. 

[Vielence She/Her]

Oh this poor guy. I duck so he hits the door then jump out a window, throwing a dust bomb behind me. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Oh this poor guy. I duck so he hits the door then jump out a window, throwing a dust bomb behind me. 

I follow you out the window, leaving strmblsd to be hit by the bomb. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

50 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I steal the sandwich and laugh at you youngeans and run to my ancient hidie hole that you guys don't know where it is (throwback)

I nuke the hidie hole and then go off to find my pet monkey Jerome so that we can go steal the Sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I nuke the hidie hole and then go off to find my pet monkey Jerome so that we can go steal the Sandwich.

Oh I am so glad I got out of there. Gak @Ashkaloda! Go away!!

… poor @strmblsd . 

[strmblsd he/him]

I groan in pain

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I groan in pain

Wait you’re alive? You got nuked!

I toss a band aid over my shoulder as I flee with @Ashkalodachasing me. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

Oh I am so glad I got out of there. Gak @Ashkaloda! Go away!!

… poor @strmblsd . 

I ignore your gakking and continue to follow you. 

7 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I nuke the hidie hole and then go off to find my pet monkey Jerome so that we can go steal the Sandwich.

You find Jerome being repeatedly Ooblecked by Bartholomew. 

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I groan in pain

Lightning comes from the sky and strikes you. A few seconds later you are run over by a lawnmower. Then an elephant sits on top of you. 

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I ignore your gakking and continue to follow you. 

You find Jerome being repeatedly Ooblecked by Bartholomew. 

Lightning comes from the sky and strikes you. A few seconds later you are run over by a lawnmower. Then an elephant sits on top of you. 

Oh boy. You are VICOUS.

I try some burbling to deter you instead. If that doesn’t work I try some high pitched screaming.