The Battle for the Sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

15 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I use my windrunner powers to lash the Sandwich towards myself, and because of my Tenth Heightening, I do not have to be in direct contact with the Sandwich to give it commands. The Sandwich flies towards me, and I grab it and quickly dismiss the lashing.

15 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Are you sure you can mix awakening and surge binding like that?

It matters not, because With my Normal Water Gun, I shoot both Unintelligenius and KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren in their eyes with my Normal Water That Totally Isn't Undiluted Acid. I take the Sandwich from the current owner, pour the rest of the Normal Water on them, and run away. Whether the magic worked or not, I get the Sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

Dang

As you run I trip you and you fall into the Normal Water. I grab the sandwich and create an elongated speed bubble and run off into the distance faster than anyone can react.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Luckily, Bartholomew is not just anyone, he is a fish. With legs. Bartholomew chases after you. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Dang

As you run I trip you and you fall into the Normal Water. I grab the sandwich and create an elongated speed bubble and run off into the distance faster than anyone can react.

I am too slow to react.

Then I realize you're gone with the Sandwich, and I click the reverse button on my TV remote until you appear in front of me. I press pause, take the Sandwich, and press play.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I smash the television over your head and take the sandwich while you're stunned.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I smash the television over your head and take the sandwich while you're stunned.

I remake the television and start watching Bugs Bunny.

[___ He/Him]

It's all reruns

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

While you two are distracted I grab the sandwich and escape into the Cognitive Realm

[Denissimo He/him]

I chase you into the cognitive realm and send an army of Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and (For reasons only known to myself) Chinese dumplings chasing after you. While you fend them off and distracted, I speak to the sandwich in sandwichese and convince him that he has a girlfriend, prompting him to struggle vehemently in your hand.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I inform him his girlfriend died of mold and he stops struggling. I retain the sandwich and flee into the Spiritual Realm.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I inform him his girlfriend died of mold and he stops struggling. I retain the sandwich and flee into the Spiritual Realm.

I wait for you there, how, and sit down. Goodbye.

I banish you from the Spiritual Realm to the Dreamscape.

At the Dreamscape, I grin and do a flip.

[___ He/Him]

I am confusion

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I am confusion

Ask @Doomslug the Arcane

OI WONT LET TH’ DREAMSCAPE DIE IN OBSCURITY!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

9 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I am confusion

8 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Ask @Doomslug the Arcane

OI WONT LET TH’ DREAMSCAPE DIE IN OBSCURITY!

DREAMSCAPE MUST NOT DIE!!

DREAMSCAPE SHALL LIVE FOREVER

THE IGNORANT SHALL KNOW OF DREAMSCAPE

so anyway, the dreamscape is this stuff, text that isn't bolded. DREAMSCAPE IS STILL CANON! Think of it as the cognitive realm, though not exactly.

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

DREAMSCAPE MUST NOT DIE!!

DREAMSCAPE SHALL LIVE FOREVER

THE IGNORANT SHALL KNOW OF DREAMSCAPE

so anyway, the dreamscape is this stuff, text that isn't bolded. DREAMSCAPE IS STILL CANON! Think of it as the cognitive realm, though not exactly.

Got it

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Well I’m in the Dreamscape now but I still have the sandwich nobody’s taken it from me lol

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew looks about as angry as a fish with legs can get at this turn of events. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

After drinking the Normal Water (very fizzy), I make a stand that sells normal water (paying royalties to Altonic ofc). Who’s thirsty?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

After drinking the Normal Water (very fizzy), I make a stand that sells normal water (paying royalties to Altonic ofc). Who’s thirsty?

not it

tag, you're it

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

not it

tag, you're it

I tag you back. Tag no tag backs (so there)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I tag you back. Tag no tag backs (so there)

I pull you into the Dreamscape!

Bolstered into the real world, I push @Doomslug the Arcane into the Dreamscape in order to contain the Tag Plague.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I pull you into the Dreamscape!

Bolstered into the real world, I push @Doomslug the Arcane into the Dreamscape in order to contain the Tag Plague.

While there I take the sandwich from SpartanBrigade

[___ He/Him]

I pull of spartanbrigade's face and it turns out it was actually me the whole time! I slap you, grab the sandwich and disappear back the the physical realm with it.

@SpartanBrigade wakes up with a bad headache.

I walk over to conveniently placed 5 numbered doors and put the sandwich behind one of the doors. Then I put on a suit, grab a mic, and wait for the first contestant in my new gameshow, Fiiiiind the SANDWICH!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

7 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I pull of spartanbrigade's face and it turns out it was actually me the whole time! I slap you, grab the sandwich and disappear back the the physical realm with it.

@SpartanBrigade wakes up with a bad headache.

I walk over to conveniently placed 5 numbered doors and put the sandwich behind one of the doors. Then I put on a suit, grab a mic, and wait for the first contestant in my new gameshow, Fiiiiind the SANDWICH!

I use my secret strategy: murdering SSG. I take the sandwich and flee to Sel.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

9 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

Then I put on a suit, grab a mic, and wait for the first contestant in my new gameshow, Fiiiiind the SANDWICH!

POV sandwich finder whatever thousand lol

 

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I use my secret strategy: murdering SSG. I take the sandwich and flee to Sel.

I unmurder him, and give him a fake sandwich to play the game with. I offer to play.