The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I take offense from that and then shoot you with a bazooka blowing off both your arms

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I burn steel and launch coins in your direction.

[strmblsd he/him]

I dodge every one with my super ultra ninja moves.. then burn puter and rip your legs off and run away

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You don’t even steal the Sandwich?

I lay in the ground, totally useless, with this time I have I look at the Sandwich at my side, still in my dismembered hand, I question my actions, is this all I’m good for? The question echoes in my brain as I pass out from exhaustion.

Edited August 18, 2024 by Vyzkel

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I walk up to @Vyzkel and make everyone watch as his limbs slowly ReGrow back from my Truthwatcher powers.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I hug Strmblsd to keep him from running away.

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I hug Strmblsd to keep him from running away.

I accept the hug and just sit down thinking...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, WildRye said:

I walk up to @Vyzkel and make everyone watch as his limbs slowly ReGrow back from my Truthwatcher powers.

Hooray!

I look at Rye with grateful eyes, I pick up the Sandwich next to me and give it to him.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I invite everyone in for a group hug around Strmblsd.

[strmblsd he/him]

I still just sitting there starting crying.. and forget about the world for a while... Then I stand up.. sniffle. And walk away

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I chuck the Sandwich at Saint Ramble StarShip D.

[strmblsd he/him]

It hits me in the head and knocks me unconscious 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

You have a dream about getting the Sandwich then you wake up and you have actually gotten the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I am stunned and just stare it it for hours straight 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I make good-quality lemonade for everyone for no reason.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take a sip of my lemonade.

[strmblsd he/him]

I drink it and cheer because it doesn't burn my throat like my sisters lemonade did

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

I drink it and cheer because it doesn't burn my throat like my sisters lemonade did

[Wierdo he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I make good-quality lemonade for everyone for no reason.

I sit nearby, happily sipping

[BlueWildRye he/him]

3 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I drink it and cheer because it doesn't burn my throat like my sisters lemonade did

character development

I dip a sandwich in my lemonade and eat it.

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, WildRye said:

character development

I dip a sandwich in my lemonade and eat it.

I look at you in horror.. then try the exact same thing

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I make some cookies to complement the lemonade, I poison all of them but only hide a spike in one of them, and offer them to everyone

Edited August 18, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pick up and eat a cookie. Yum!

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

20 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I make some cookies to complement the lemonade, only hide a spike in one of them, and offer them to everyone

I edit my original po... I mean, I travel back in time and alter the future.

20 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I make some cookies to complement the lemonade, I poison all of them but only hide a spike in one of them, and offer them to everyone

while you die of cookie poisoning and everyone is distracted by you dying, I steal the Sandwich 

 

Edited August 18, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

57 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

while you die of cookie poisoning and everyone is distracted by you dying, I steal the Sandwich 

 

Before anyone dies, I am confused if you died (when you quoted yourself) or if I died.