The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I use my homemade potato cannon to shoot the sandwich out of your hands. I then race to the sandwich. I do not pick it up.

[strmblsd he/him]

I slide between your legs and snatch the sandwich off the ground and get up in a full sprint

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I chase after you. I still do not grab the sanwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Since Clarinetist will not, I grab the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

I put on a helmet and begin construction on a catapult to launch me toward you . once I am done I launch myself and swipe the sandwich. (my helmet protected me)

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I chase you and still do not grab the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I get some popcorn and watch.

[strmblsd he/him]

I laugh at you both for acting like pacifists 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You're laughing at the pacifists, so I use my paci-FIST to knock you senseless. I take the Sandwich and give it to Clarinetist as a reward for being peaceful.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I offer to share (unspiked) cookies with Lunamor if she'll share her popcorn. 

[Lunamor she/her]

I happily accept the deal.

[strmblsd he/him]

I offer to bring drinks so and go watch a movie

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

While you all argue about which movie to go see, I sneak up and snatch the sandwich, then sneak away, unnoticed.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I point at you and you turn around, handing the sandwich to me, before I “crush” it in my fist (I send it to another dimension) before following it and sealing the portal behind me.

[strmblsd he/him]

the rest of us are still just deciding on what movie we wanna go to

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Might I recommend Pacific Rim? Oooooh what about The Princess Bride?

[strmblsd he/him]

yes the princes bride is a great movie 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I agree

Edited April 23, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
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[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Oooo but Pacific Rim though!! I've never seen it but it looks so good! Tbf I haven't seen PB in like, 6 years.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Pacific Rim is awesome! (I watched the second movie before the first lol)
Princess Bride is amazing, I need to go watch it again sometime.

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/6JGp7Meg42U?si=Y-3O3ffdUUerJdb2

 

I take a bite of a sandwich, not THE sandwich, but A sandwich. I conceal THE sandwich in my jacket pocket where nobody can find it

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Having never seen Pacific Rim, and having watched The Princess Bride recently, I ignore the conversation and use a particle accelerator to follow you to the separate dimension. It's cold in the other dimension, so I offer a heavy coat in exchange for your jacket.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I thank you graciously and palm the sandwich into this new jacket before starting a campfire to keep warm. I then ask if you (Pineap-spider) want to be shardbuddies.

Edited April 23, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
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[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I accept your offer to be shardbuddies graciously and join you by the fire, where I pick-pocket the sandwich.

Edited April 24, 2024 by Pineap-spider
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[The Clarinetist he/him]

I appear and set up a seperate campfire nearby. I still do not take the sandwich.

Edited April 25, 2024 by The Clarinetist

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I appear and am very confused then disappear through a portal. 

 

Then I come back and ask The Clarinetist if I can join him by the fire.