The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The sandwich phases through your hands and into the ground.

[Lunamor she/her]

I get a Stoneward to liquify the ground and rescue the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

A certain snail pokes its eyestalks tentatively out of its shell, oozing hopefully towards the sandwich.

Which it steals, then gives to @The Halcyon Girl as a birthday present.

Edited February 28, 2024 by Edema Rue

[Soulbinder she/her]

Who promptly reveals herself to in fact be Doomslug the Destroyer using cloaking technology. Doomslug flutes happily at her acquisition of the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I steal the sandwich but replace it with an equally delicious one because I feel bad about it.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Doomslug thanks you, munching on the knockoff sandwich contentedly  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I gently set a marshmallow in front of Doomslug for no apparent reason. Then I throw a Bleu Shell (yep, like the cheese) at Lunamor and steal the sandwich while she is distracted by the smell.

[Lunamor she/her]

I eat the cheese then throw the crumbs in your face a la pocket sand, retrieving the sandwich.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

i walk up, freeze time and swap the sandwich with a fake one. i hide the real one in a secret bunker and hide about 10 fake sandwiches before unfreezing time

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Since you didn't specify where you hid the ten decoy sandwiches, you actually ended up hiding them on the other side of the planet by mistake. I use the Find My Sandwich app to locate your secret bunker, break through the roof, nab the sandwich, and hop in a helicopter that takes me to the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

[Lunamor she/her]

I shoot down the helicopter with a nuclear submarine and retrieve the sandwich.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Your sub is taken into the clutches of a kraken, rising from the depths as it senses the power of the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I summon Godzilla to fight the Kraken and free me from its grasp.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

As Godzilla and the Kraken fight, I sneak up and take the sandwich then go sit under my bed, staring at the damp sandwich discontentedly, then hide it and hold a decoy one.

[Lunamor she/her]

I conjure Shawn from Pysch, who uses his powers of deduction to find the real sandwich.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

i become a kandra and sneak up on the shawn before stealing the sandwich and sticking it into a pouch inside my body

[Lunamor she/her]

Shawn summons Gus, who laments about Pluto to distract you while he nabs the sandwich.

Y’all should watch Pysch, it’s great.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Unfortunately Lassiter catches him and confiscates the sandwich at gunpoint

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Turns out Lassiter is the one being held at gunpoint, so I steal the sandwich instead.
I take the sandwich to Atlantis via submarine.

[Lunamor she/her]

14 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

Unfortunately Lassiter catches him and confiscates the sandwich at gunpoint

Yesssssss, someone else has watched it!

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Turns out Lassiter is the one being held at gunpoint, so I steal the sandwich instead.
I take the sandwich to Atlantis via submarine.

Juliette rescues Lassy and convinces her brother, John Cena, to travel to Atlantis and use his powers of invisibility and being really good at holding his breath to sneakily retrieve it.

[Soulbinder she/her]

The sandwich was already retrieved by Biff the goldfish, who brings it to Buford Van Stomm.

[Lunamor she/her]

Pinky the Chihuahua is dispatched to retrieve it for me.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I give Pinky the Chihuahua a fake sandwich, convince them it’s the real one and send them back to Lunamor, then I offer Biff the Goldfish some fish flakes to tell me where the sandwich went. I then go to Buford Van Stomm and convince him that the sandwich he has is fake, and that I have the real one. I take the actual real sandwich and go sit in a Terris hut on Mars.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I fly to Mars on a chouta powered spaceship and use its giant grabber-claw to grab the sandwich.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I shoot down the rocket using the Shovel Launcher from Far Cry 5, being careful not to 1. Injure Lord Spirit, and 2. Not to damage the sandwich, before grabbing it and driving my Stormlight powered Space Tesla to Jupiter and hiding underneath it.