Edema Rue Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 (edited) A necromancer comes upon the corpse of the Caterpillar. “Serve me, and live again,” it says. The Caterpillar rises, filled with a desire to take the sandwich. It hurtles off in the direction of the sandwich. Edited February 18, 2023 by Aes Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 The shadows are offended by Thaidakar's use of demon magic because reasons, an they trap him in an elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 23 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said: However, I already stated that I had switched the sawdust with the actual sandwich! As you realize your mistake, I escape with the actual sandwich. well, ya lost me because I didn't see that, so I'll call it real. 7 hours ago, Aes Sedai said: A necromancer comes upon the corpse of the Caterpillar. “Serve me, and live again,” it says. The Caterpillar rises, filled with a desire to take the sandwich. It hurtles off in the direction of the sandwich. you do realize that i didn't kill the Caterpillar, right? I just shook it off the sandwich. Realizing that Nerdy might be right, Platypus slide tackles them before they can get away. He takes the sandwich from them, pays for their medical bills for the broken ankle, and leaves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 You didn’t kill it, someone else did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 having read back, you're right. It was @Sequence if you want revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 (edited) Hehehe… The Caterpillar (now giant) hurtled into the sandwich, its eyes glowing red. Edited February 18, 2023 by Aes Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 I recover quickly. I give platypus the receipt for my hospital stay. While he's reading over it, I grab the sandwich, leaving both Platypus and the Caterpillar none the wiser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 "Ah, smart. But what you didn't realize is that I already gave the sandwich to sequence!" Platypus yells as you leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 "When did you do that?" I yell back, as the Sandwich flickers in my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 "When the Caterpillar came back to life for revenge obviously. I don't want to make it hard and make it choose between revenge and the sandwich. Now it can have both! (Until I steal the sandwich from it.)" I shout calmly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 "Wait, when was this?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 Walking up to you I say, "Before you gave me the receipts. I didn't know receipts like that." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 The Caterpillar hurtles towards Sequence at lightspeed, taking the sandwich and successfully avenging itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 But the Caterpillar didn't have the actual sandwich because Platypus had been lying the whole time. Platypus never narrated giving the sandwich to @Sequence, so it wasn't canon. Taking the real sandwich from Nerdy, he walks of, happy that he tricked everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 I fire my canon cannons and cannon canons at Platypus, retaking the sandwich via my canonical artillery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 But my canonical cannon canon and canon cannon invulnerability prevent that. I shoot a banana gun at Nerdy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 I block with my carrot lance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 20, 2023 Report Share Posted February 20, 2023 I throw my banana peel so anyone following me will trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 I use a Star to avoid the banana peel. I then take the Sandwich from Platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) Having successfully rebuilt myself and sneakily followed the sandwich for the past two pages, I slam into Nerdy from the side using the super speed potion I drank earlier and sprint away. Edited February 21, 2023 by Lord Gregorio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) I shake my head at the madness of the thread. I start building a MEGA SANDWICH MAGNET™ to be used in my campaign to steal the Sandwich. Edited February 21, 2023 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 I enter and raise a piece of chalk with a flourish, and then begin setting up the Jordan defense 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Gak said: I enter and raise a piece of chalk with a flourish, and then begin setting up the Jordan defense Ayo, very nice. Edited February 21, 2023 by Lord Gregorio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) However, Gregorio did notsay he stole the sandwich. Therefore, I still have it. I start the Taylor defense. Edited February 21, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 Gak and Nerdy have failed to notice that I am not made of chalk, and can easily step over. But I hold respect for a duel. I watch from the sidelines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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