The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

THERE IS A PIANO FALLING FROM THE SKY

LOOK IUT

[Cinnamon]

The falling piano and Haly’s shouting is distracting enough that I swoop in and manage to steal the sandwich and put it in my pocket like nothing happened.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I find a taco and am sated for the time being.

[Cinnamon]

I still have the sandwich and it’s irresistible allure causes me to pull it out of my pocket to admire it

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A pigeon steals it and gives it to me. I move to eat the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I smack in you in the face with a cricket bat (sorry!) and take the sandwich from where it has dropped onto the ground.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I lay there dazed for a little while.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I use this valuable time to flee to the edge of the known universe.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I use this valuable time to flee to the edge of the known universe.

I compress the universe temporarily until Sequence is right next to me, steal the sandwich, and then let it expand again so Sequence gets launched back out to the edge of space.

 

[Cinnamon]

The force from the universe expanding flings the sandwich from TAA’s grip onto my unsuspecting head

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

While Cinnamon is temporarily concussed, I switch out the sandwich without him noticing and enter the Earth's mantle, using the massive amounts of superheated rock as a defense for my secret sandwich base.

Edited October 23, 2022 by The Aspiring Archivist

[Cinnamon]

Fortunately ( for everyone but TAA ) TAA is three years of age and only using their imagination. There is no “superheated rock” to protect his base. So while lulled into a false sense of security, he doesn’t notice me wake up and infiltrate the “base”. I lift the sandwich to my mouth, about to take a bite.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

Fortunately ( for everyone but TAA ) TAA is three years of age and only using their imagination. There is no “superheated rock” to protect his base. So while lulled into a false sense of security, he doesn’t notice me wake up and infiltrate the “base”. I lift the sandwich to my mouth, about to take a bite.

I stop tapping Atium and return to a not-baby age and then tap Zinc, giving me enough reaction time to snatch the sandwich before Cinnamon ate it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I send my wolves after The Sandwich. They bring it to me and…

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I get up and trade the wolves the sandwich for some meat that is much tastier to them than the sandwich, despite the fact that the sandwich is the tastiest thing in the universe.

Ignore my logical fallacy.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I steal the fallacy, which had the sandwich in it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This breaks your brain a little, allowing me to steal the sandwich.

Unfortunately, it breaks my brain too, so I babble about how the sandwich is a cucumber for a few minutes.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I steal the sandwich and hide it in the belly of a whale.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

During that time, O secretly switch it with a real cucumber and you don’t know thendifference.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Except the sandwich was not a cucumber, so I notice, steal it back, and hide it in TLT.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I search, wailing and crying, hoping somebody will take pity on me.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I eat the cucumber.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Due to the whims of Bookwyrm, the sandwich returned to this thread (See TLT). I grab it, and jump into TLPW.

Edited October 24, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Cinnamon]

(See TLPW) I return the sandwich lifted high above my head, Glory Spren appear

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I blink, wondering how Cinnamon managed to find that sandwich.