What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

On 5/20/2024 at 7:19 AM, RoyalBeeMage said:

i would open it and look for any post

WWYDIYF a fish in your pocket?

The question was: “WWYDIYF a beaten down shoe in your pocket”

Sorry that I caused a bunch of confusion 

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I would have sushi for dinner

WWYDIYF a very cute and fuzzy ferret in your pocket?

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I would pet it, after looking up what a ferret is

WWYDIYF a magic animal in your pocket that hates humans 

[Lunamor she/her]

Get bit after trying to pet it.

WWYDIYF a lit match in your pocket?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Probably try to burn a small stack of leaves because it'd be cool, & accidentally start a forest fire.

WWYDIYF the keys to a McLaren Senna GTR in your pocket. 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Tell @professionalacoustic

WWYDIYF enough tickets for all of your friends and you to go to a concert by your favorite musician

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Freak out in a good way and forcefully clear all my friends schedules.

WWYDIYF a bowl of potato salad in your pocket?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

...try it? if it's good I'll finish it but if it's bad I'll throw it out.

WWYDIYF a visa and citizenship to mars with your face and info on it in your pocket.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

I'll look around me at the landscape of Mars, wonder whyever I pulled it out right now, then put it right back.

WWYDIYF a moon IYP?

[strmblsd he/him]

Biting it to see if it is cheese

WWYDIYF a person in your pocket

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Finally, a fresh snack!

WWYDIYF a small turquoise figurine of a monkey in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck it into a volcano in case it's cursed.

WWYDIYF an air freshener in your pocket?

[NameIess]

Give it to someone who needs it.

WWYDIYF a potion of emmortality in your pocket?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Wonder why the bottle says "emmortality" instead of immortality.

WWYDIYF a tiny you from a different universe in your pocket?

[NameIess]

Both me’s will think I’m insane.

WWYDIYF a portal of immortality in your pocket?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Chuck it at my chickens and see what happens.

WWYDIYF a crystalline egg in your pocket?

[NameIess]

I would assume someone’s been playing with immortality portals again.

WWYDIYF a mysterious controller in your pocket?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

start trying to play Warframe on my computer with it

WWYDIYF every book (including comics, graphic novels, and manga) anyone ever recommended to you in your pocket?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Cry because I already have no shelves to put them in.

WWYDIYF a gold...I mean... silver ring in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

A. The golden rings rule was broken multiple times in the past, nobody really cares. B. Maybe try it on, probably give it to my sister or something, see what the effect is. If it turns me invisible then consider looking for the closest volcano.

WWYDIYF an emurtality potion IYP?

(Decide for yourselves how unimaginative I am.)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I would correct the grammar on the label and give it to my friend.

WWYDIYF a pristine human skull IYP.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"Oh! I thought I'd lost this!"

WWYDIYF my phone in your pocket?

Edited June 1, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
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[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

Take a selfie and cackle evilly 

WWYDIYF an armadillo in your pocket?

Edited June 1, 2024 by Part Of The Narrative
autocorrect kills me

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Quickly check to see if I’m not in Australia, then see if it’s bulletproof.

WWYDIYF an entire circus in your pocket

[Lunamor she/her]

Beg them to let me use the trapeze (it's really fun!).

WWYDIYF a rare Pokemon card in your pocket?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Sell it faster than you can say “Rainbow Charizard”

WWYDIYF the portal gun from Portal 2 in your pocket?