What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Make it into the BBEG.

WWYDIYF a bag of holding in your pocket?

Spoiler

That’s brutal

Put my pocket into it.

WWYDIYF a homeless person living iyp

[Lunamor she/her]

Wonder if my pocket technically counted as a home.

WWYDIYF a makeup palette in your pocket?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Give to my sister, if I ever did makeup I would look like a horror villain.

WWYDIYF a person who always lies and a person who tells only the truth IYP.

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Hit one of them then ask the other one if I just hit the other one. Then I will know if they are the liar or the truther. Then I'd probably eat them cuz I'm hungry.

WWYDIYF an exploding star IYP.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Question if this is Super Smash Bros., then throw it at someone to see a star explode.

WWYDIYF Justin Bieber iyp 

[strmblsd he/him]

Drop kick em

WWYDIYF a pocket IYP 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Be confused.

WWYDIYF a bag of toes labeled "French fries" IYP? (Yes I know the joke is dead now)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Explain to you how dead the joke is.

WWYDIYF the nuclear codes IYP?

[strmblsd he/him]

Start typing them in

WWYDIYF SA5 in your pocket 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Read it then pretend I didn't read it.

WWYDIYF a mononykus IYP?

[strmblsd he/him]

New toy!

WWYDIYF 3 toes 2 fingers and 1 eye IYP 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Put it in my bag of… Cheetos.

WWYDIYF a horse sized chicken IYP

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Roast it.

WWYDIYF secret project #631 IYP?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Die of shock that he wrote so many.

WWYDIYF a burning coal IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Scream in pain as I pull it out

WWYDIYF a xenomorph IYP

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Wish I had watched alien to know how to deal with it.

WWYDIYF a glass of water IYP

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Drink it and realize I forgot to drink any more water today

WWYDIYF a diamond ring IYP?

[strmblsd he/him]

Keep it until it's time to propose to someone (in probably like 6 years)

WWYDIYF a I phone 870 iyp

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Mistake is for the iPhone 13 because of how subtle the differences are.

WWYDIYF a piece of kryptonite iyp?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Eat it to see what it tastes like.

WWYDIYF a rats tail in your pocket?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Look for the rat.

WWYDIYF a tree in your pocket?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Look for the Lorax

WWYDIYF a tier list on chicken iyp 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Show it to my frens and ask their opinion.

WWYDIYF a fairy egg IYP

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Cook it overeasy and put it on some avocado toast.

WWYDIYF your card in your pocket?

[strmblsd he/him]

Break it in half and try to eat it

WWYDIYF a show that isn't yours iyp