What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Lunamor she/her]

Make a portal to a bank vault in my pocket to have more room for all of the weird stuff I keep finding in it.

WWYDIYF a platypus wearing a fedora in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

On 6/1/2024 at 10:53 PM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I would correct the grammar on the label and give it to my friend.

I'm a bit disturbed that you want to turn your friend into a flightless bird for all eternity, honestly.

Anyway, Platypus with a Fedora: I'd set him free and maybe start singing a certain song. I would then consider building a rollercoaster or something.

WWYDIYF a staff, a ring and a cloak IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Set out on a journey to a certain volcano, or have a short guy with thick feet do it for me.

WWYDIYF a dude in a white lab coat that makes a bunch of machines he calls his -inators IYP.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Ask him to build me a dimensional-portal-inator and take out the self-destruct button after he's done.

WWYDIYF two child geniuses with odd heads and red and green hair in your pocket?

[strmblsd he/him]

Tell them to build me a rollercoaster 

WWYDIYF a whole watermelon in your pocket?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Eat it whole and break a world record

WWYDIYF a magic stick and a letter to a strange school named Hogwarts.

[Lunamor she/her]

Try to cast Lumos.

WWYDIYF a watermelon seed in your pocket?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Grow a watermelon

WWYDIYF a brown, a blue, a yellow, a black, and a multi-colored dragon in your pocket?

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Prepare to fight a bigger version of them all

WWYDIYF a scalpel IYP.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"OWWWWW!!"

WWYDIYF a rusty staple in your pocket?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Stab a few people and see if tetanus is real or not.

WWYDIF a Pikachu Illustrator card IYP?

[professionalacoustic he/him]

On 5/28/2024 at 1:20 PM, Unintelligenius said:

Probably try to burn a small stack of leaves because it'd be cool, & accidentally start a forest fire.

WWYDIYF the keys to a McLaren Senna GTR in your pocket. 

Find the McLaren Senna GTR that the keys are for and go nuts on a racetrack

WWYDIYF if you found a singular wheel nut in your pocket

[Lunamor she/her]

Check my car's tires for any missing wheel nuts.

WWYDIYF a magnifying glass in your pocket?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Burn ants

WWYDIYF A working Time Machine IYP.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Go back and somehow give everyone (on the shard) powers like people from the Cosmere

WWYDIYF a Portal gun in your pocket

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Steal a certain sandwich…

WWYDIYF a live chicken in your pocket.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Hug it lovingly then spike it into an Inquisibird.

WWYDIYF a large perfect red gemstone IYP?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Not think about the consequences and smash it because spren. If it's not glowing though I'd sell it for a lot of money.

WWYDIYF a miniature ocean (with fish and whales and plants and everything) in your pocket?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Put it in a soup bowl and eat it.
 

WWYDIYF a robotic hand that’s holding a thumbs up IYP.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Put it in a soup bowl and eat it.
 

WWYDIYF a robotic hand that’s holding a thumbs up IYP.

TAKE IT APART OH MY GOSH THAT SOUNDS SO FUUUUUUUN. Sometimes I'm surprised I'm not a Dustbringer. 

WWYDIYF a sentient android IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Wonder why there’s not a sentient iPhone

WWYDIYF another overlooked terminator reference IYP

[Lunamor she/her]

Impersonate a police officer.

WWYDIYF a pinata in your pocket?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Throw it at someone to see if it explodes

WWYDIYF an Inquisibird IYP

[strmblsd he/him]

Chicken! Yum

WWYDIYF a pressure sensitive bomb iyp?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I’m going to say the same thing: Throw it at someone to see if it explodes

WWYDIYF a sentient phone in your pocket.