What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Bowl it, of course! And hope that it opens an interdimensional gap in time and space.

What would you do if you found a teeny little dragon in your pocket?

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

bond it/ what ever is required to turn it into my dragon

wwydiyf out that the space inside your pocket is larger than outside

[Lunamor she/her]

See how much stuff I can fit in it.

WWYDIYF a random person’s library card in your pocket?

[Soulbinder she/her]

Try to find the owner, and ask them if they read Brandon Sanderson. If yes, I make a new friend. If no, I can give them their library card and an excellent recommendation!

WWYDIFYF a potato made of gold

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Plant it, see if it grows a bunch of gold potatoes. Like that golden apple tree in Greek myths, but in the earth. Let's call it the earth apple tree.

What would you do if you found the finale of Mistborn Era 4 in your pocket ? (You do not have access to any other future book, just this one.)

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Mail it to Brandon Sanderson.

WWYDIYF popcorn in your pocket.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

eat it.

wwydiyf an chocolate bar in your pocket

[Ookla she/her]

Eat it. Unless it's Mexican spicy chocolate. Then I'd give it to my sister.

WWYDIYF an empty, yet whole, eggshell in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Accidentally break it, probably.

WWYDIYF your eighth grade report card in your pocket?

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

fling it into a volcano.

 

wwydiyf a shardblade stuck in a wheel of cheese.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Eat the cheese. Now I have a shardblade, most likely a dead eye who I will be taking to therapy.

 

WWYDIYF a pristine human skull?

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Soulbinder said:

Eat the cheese. Now I have a shardblade, most likely a dead eye who I will be taking to therapy.

 

WWYDIYF a pristine human skull?

Start quoting Hamlet.

WWYDIYF instructions for a Lego set in your pocket?

Edited February 14, 2024 by Lunamor

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Ignore them and build whatever I want, honestly...

WWYDIYF a sewing needle in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Inevitably end up stabbing myself with it.

WWYDIYF a blond wig in your pocket.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I'd store it away until I needed it.

WWYDIYF a sandwich containing ingredients you've never seen before in your pocket?

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I would try and figure out what was on it before I ate it.

WWYDIYF a sword in a stone?

[Lunamor she/her]

Unsuccessfully try to pull it out, then decide to use it like a club instead.

WWYDIYF a live grenade in your pocket?

[Highprince10 he/him]

Throw it away 

WWYDIYF a live cremling in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Mistake it for a regular bug and panic.

WWYDIYF a single goldfish cracker in your pocket?

Edited February 21, 2024 by Lunamor

[Soulbinder she/her]

Eat it.

WWYDIYF Truthfinder's Lens?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Eat it.

WWYDIYF Truthfinder's Lens?

Use it. Always. On everyone.

WWYDIYF this forum in your pocket?

[Highprince10 he/him]

17 hours ago, Invisible said:

WWYDIYF this forum in your pocket?

Be confused how this topic came up 

WWYDIYF you found a jar of pure investiture in your pocket 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

16 minutes ago, Highprince10 said:

Be confused how this topic came up 

WWYDIYF you found a jar of pure investiture in your pocket 

Drink it.

WWYDIYF a universe reset button in your pocket?

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Take it apart to see how it works.

WWYDIYF an ancient red dragon in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Try to bargain with it.

WWYDIYF an empty bottle of wine in your pocket?