What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Put it in a cookie and eat it (assuming it’s hemalurgic)

Alternatively I could throw it full force at a tree and see what happens when you Hemalurgically spike a tree

 

WWYDIYF every Xanth novel in your various pockets

[Ookla she/her]

Sit down and read them. Free books!

WWYDIYF the whole of Stardew Valley (the in-game place, not the game itself) in your pocket?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Um... freak out and hide it from my sister who is obsessed in a not-so-good way... then probably try to figure out what the heck I'm going to do with it.

WWYDIYF a metal can with a biohazard sign on it in your pocket?

Edited March 18, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Lunamor she/her]

Shake it.

WWYDIYF a four-leaf clover in your pocket?

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Pin it in my hair, most likely.

WWYDIYF a letter opener in your pocket?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I would make a small wooden pedestal and make it look like stone, so I could keep the letter opener there (like the sword in the stone!)

WWYDIYF 500g of active uranium in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck it as far away as I can.

WWYDIYF the Klimpaloon (the Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit Who Lives in the Himalayas) in your pocket?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Scream. Then probably have an existential crisis.

WWYDIYF used gum in your pocket?

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

throw it in the bin as i hate gum. 

WWYDIYF a candle in your pocket?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Tell a story with it. 

WWYDIYF Atlantis in your pocket?

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Tell a story with it. 

WWYDIYF Atlantis in your pocket?

wonder how it fits

WWYDIYF Narnia in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Also wonder how it fits.

WWYDIYF a mirror in your pocket?

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

cover it.

 

wwydiyf a flash drive labeled "myhouse WAD"

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Wonder what the heck that means, then get a burner computer and plug it in.

WWYDIYF an exquisitely crafted wooden desk in your pocket

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Mourn the fact I have nowhere to put it then send a picture to my expanded family to see if anyone wants it.

WWYDIYF a note saying "Enter Me" tied to your pocket? (It's also in the pocket, but I wanted to make it clear.)

[Ookla she/her]

Stick my hand in and pray it doesn't get bitten off by a rabid snail-turtle. 

WWYDIYF a walnut tree in your pocket?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Plant it in your backyard

WWYDIYF a handwritten note in women’s script addressed to you and sent by Navani

(no it’s obviously not a love letter [no offense])

Edited March 21, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Had to clarify

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

2 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Plant it in your backyard

WWYDIYF a handwritten note in women’s script addressed to you and sent by Navani

(no it’s obviously not a love letter [no offense])

Translate it and figure out how the heck to reply.

WWYDIYF a song in your pocket?

[Ookla she/her]

Wonder how something that is generally intangible has now become tangible.

WWYDIYF a tiny lion in your pocket?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Quote

Cheeseman’s Question

Are we talking lyrics, or just a bubble of sound?

either way, I would hope it’s a song I like and listen to/read it

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Ookla’s question:

Pet it, then give it food and keep it as a pet

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My Question

WWYDIYF a printed frame-by frame flipbook of every Octonauts episode

Edited March 21, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Missed Ookla’s reply

[Faerie Braids she/her]

I would give it to some of my younger cousins, who I feel would absolutely love to have something like that.

WWYDIYF a strange, unlabeled casette tape in your pocket?

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Play it, and hope it's not cursed.

WWYDIYF Theon Greyjoy in your pocket?

[Lunamor she/her]

Realize that I really need to read Game of Thrones at some point.

WWYDIYF a spinning top in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Try to spin it, likely. Also question why it's there, Hannukah was a while ago.

WWYDIYF a book about Aristotelian physics, astronomy and chemistry IYP?

[Soulbinder she/her]

Celebrate. Sounds really cool!

WWYDIYF a long-lost book by Victor Hugo in your pocket?