What would you do if you found in your pocket

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Throw it off a building.

WWYDIYF a report card with very low grades in your pocket?

[strmblsd he/him]

Eat it

WWYDIYF a whole car iyp

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Take it for a spin

WWYDIYF Barney the Dinosaur iyp 

[strmblsd he/him]

Scream

WWYDIYF doofenshmirts IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*Ahem* Doofenshmirtz, show him a lamp, and then put a fedora on it and see what he does.

WWYDIYF every single piece of homework you turned in late iyp

[professionalacoustic he/him]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

*Ahem* Doofenshmirtz, show him a lamp, and then put a fedora on it and see what he does.

WWYDIYF every single piece of homework you turned in late iyp

Keep it as an emergency fire starter. 

WWYDIYF an empty stapler iyp

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

"Note to myself: buy staples."

WWYDIYF your great-great-grandfather's left middle finger bone IYP?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Use it to summon her body back to life.

WWYDIYF an uno reverse card in your pocket.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Unintelligenius said:

Use it to summon her body back to life.

WWYDIYF an uno reverse card in your pocket.

I didn’t know your great great grandpa was a girl.

I’d pull a Max Fosh and use it on a ref

WWYDIYF a mind control device iyp 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Mind control ALL THE GOPHERS, MICE, AND RATS ON THE FARM to me, then slaughter them.

WWYDIYF a flamboyantly large feather in your pocket?

Edited June 5, 2024 by BlueWildRye
NINJA'D

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I didn’t know your great great grandpa was a girl.

I thought it said great great grandma 

 

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

Mind control ALL THE GOPHERS, MICE, AND RATS ON THE FARM to me, then slaughter them.

WWYDIYF a flamboyantly large feather in your pocket?

I would tickle my brothers nose until he sneezes.

WWYDIYF a cracked lightbulb IYP.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

JEFFREY, NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

WWYDIYF my most prized possession IYP?

Edited June 6, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Give it back to you when I could

WWYDIYF a time stone in your pocket

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Put it on my brand new Yellow metal glove.

WWYDIYF the infinity gauntlet iyp

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Snap my fingers and make the cosmere real for everyone, at the expense of my own life,

unless I give myself gold compounding....

WWYDIYF a yellow glove with a green stone in it IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Realize that I put it there after putting the stone in

WWYDIYF a green glove with a yellow stone iyp 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Realize I'm colorblind.

WWYDIYF the world's smallest monkey IYP?

Edited June 6, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

Try to bite it

WWYDIYF a old dirty sock that isn't yours iyp?

(Glass keeps posting a second before me)

Edited June 6, 2024 by strmblsd

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I don’t really know what I would d-*sniff*

WWYDIYF a little puppy iyp 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Give it some food.

WWYDIYF a vial of lerasium IYP?

Edited June 6, 2024 by BlueWildRye
NINJA'D

[strmblsd he/him]

Also take a bite of that

WWYDIYF a teenager iyp

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

(Glass keeps posting a second before me)

(oh sorry! looks like you got me back)

 

"HEY!"

WWYDIYF a vial of pure Atium IYP?

Edited June 6, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Play baseball.

WWYDIYF a bearded man with an impeccable coat who keeps writing books in secret IYP?

[strmblsd he/him]

Make him tell me his secrets

WWYDIYF your week old sandwich iyp

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Play baseball.

WWYDIYF a bearded man with an impeccable coat who keeps writing books in secret IYP?

I'm so sorry, my first thought was Dalinar... 

 

Just now, strmblsd said:

Make him tell me his secrets

WWYDIYF your week old sandwich iyp

Throw it away- *gag*

WWYDIYF a french fry IYP?

Edited June 6, 2024 by Through The Living Glass