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who here snores is it like a “honk shooo” or “honk mimimimimi” (definitely gonna revive this cult)

I don’t know either

“WAIT IT’S A RACE NOW!?” *starts up 2003 Subaru Impreza WRX STI and drives aggressively*

That was my last money ._.

Here, have a 2 dolla bill

in game show host voice: Correct!

*busts in with a pair of sunglasses* “Guess who’s back Back again Shady’s back Tell a friend”

Uhhhhhhhhh Ok hear me out I shred both of you so that way Block is dead for sure, and then I get someone to bring you back using some black magic or whatever and everything is good. Good idea?

As I am now deeply confused, I will now attempt to eradicate Block with this A-10 Thunderbolt II attack jet. The rest of you must begin praying that I don’t accidentally commit friendly fire. *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

*puts down shotgun and starts heating popcorn bags* This whole thing just keeps getting better, man.

*Uses intentionally botched Heimlich maneuver to force you to throw up both souls*

Well, there’s clearly a lot less action going on, and at this rate, we might end up resorting to trench warfare