What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, TwinStorm said:

punch him. He deserves it. I never forgave him after book 7.

WWYDIYF a horcrux IYP?

Keep it.

Launch into space.

WWTDIYF Moldy Voldy, AKA Voldemort, IYP

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Keep it.

Launch into space.

WWTDIYF Moldy Voldy, AKA Voldemort, IYP

Avada Kevrada!!!!!!!!

WWTDIYF Peeves the Poltergeist, IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Break his neck

WWYDIYF the Elder wand IYP

Edited November 5, 2024 by Vyzkel
Ehh, I don’t need to change it

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Scream loudly and throw it away. Or possibly break it.

WWYDIYF Peeves the Poltergeist, neck unbroken because he has no bones, IYP again?

(PS, he's irritated now because you tried breaking his neck. I don't care whether or not you're Vyzkel, he's irritated at you specifically.)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Call the Ghostbusters

WWYDIYF a giant vacuum cleaner IYP

Edited November 5, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Wierdo he/him]

Make an amazing Luigi cosplay
WWYDIYF that one teacher you know hates you IYP?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Throw him away and run.

WWYDIYF this

IYP?

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I would participate and earn a gold medal in the sailing part of the Olympics.

WWYDIYF a hungry mountain lion IYP?

Edited November 17, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Eat it.

WWYDIYF a whole cartoon of chocolate milk IYP?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Throw it back at my TV.

WWYDIYF a Nokia IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Hit it with a sledgehammer and watch it break the hammer.

WWYDIYF a pitchfork IYP

[TwinStorm He/Him]

riot.

WWYDIYF a pineapple IYP

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Yum yum

WWYDIYF Bacon the Bard IYP

Quote

Xino, the shard has now taken over your fictional character.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Yum yum

WWYDIYF Bacon the Bard IYP

 

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around

Ask him to give me superpowers.

WWYDIYF a Plotblade IYP?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around

Ask him to give me superpowers.

WWYDIYF a Plotblade IYP?

Destroy the Thread

WWYDIYF 3000 or so pages of nonsense IYP

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Panic and go read the twelve pages I missed.

WWYDIYF a pineapple mech IYP?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Conquer the world and make it pineapple.

WWYDIYF the original manuscript for the last WoT book IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Stick it someone else’s pocket, I’m not responsible enough to keep this safe.

WWYDIYF a magic hat IYP

[The Stormfather He/Him]

Eat it and try to burn it for allomantic power.

WWYDIYF A highstorm IYP

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Let it free to destroy the world

WWYDIYF a flaming sword IYP

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Let it free to destroy the world.

WWYDIYF a vengeful tree IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Turn it into a bonsai tree and put it on my window sill. I’m not gonna destroy the world.

 

WWYDIYF a red potato IYP

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Eat it

WWYDIYF an Evan IYP?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Eat it

WWYDIYF an Evan IYP?

Eat it

WWYDIYF a doomsday device in your pocket.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Spoiler

WWYDIYF a magic beanstalk IYP