What would you do if you found in your pocket

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Hold on to it until I could craft the perfect, monkey's paw-proof wish.

WWYDIFYF a German shepherd in your pocket?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Raise it as my own then breed it and make some money from the puppies.

WWYDIYF a gold nugget IYP?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Eat it. Hopefully I can become an Allomancer.

WWYDIYF a cremling IYP?

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

keep it as a pet

WWYDIYF several corpses IYP

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Eat em

what would you do if you found Kaladin in your pocket 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Give hug

What do you do if you find a river in your pocket

Edited April 18, 2025 by Heřãłðøfľõvê

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Quickly find new pants so I don’t walk around in public looking like I wet myself

WWYDIYF a helicopter mom IYP

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

12 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

Quickly find new pants so I don’t walk around in public looking like I wet myself

WWYDIYF a helicopter mom IYP

Drop it off at a helipad.
WWYFDIYF nothing just like nothing, not even air IYP. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Drop it off at a helipad.
WWYFDIYF nothing just like nothing, not even air IYP. 

Stare in shock until it disappears

WWYDIYF a Mistcloak IYP

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

give it back to the allomancer sitting next to me

wwydiyf antimatter iyp

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Well, there isn't much I can do following the explosion, is there?

3 hours ago, dezaS said:

give it back to the allomancer sitting next to me

I'm going to assume that's me, after I didn't die from swallowing gold. 

WWYDIYF an Honorblade IYP

[Quivil]

Bond it so I could dismiss it and pretend (to others) it didn't exist (so they won't murder me for it or somethin'), then have a constant self-defense weapon with me. Also use it's fun and cool Radiant powers, if I could get Stormlight too...

What would you do if you found an ice cream cone in your pocket?

Edited April 24, 2025 by Quivil

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Wash my pants so they don't get stuck

WWYDIYF Mistborn: Ghostbloods (Era 3) book 1 in your pocket?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, dezaS said:

Wash my pants so they don't get stuck

WWYDIYF Mistborn: Ghostbloods (Era 3) book 1 in your pocket?

*gasp* 

Doesn't matter where I am, I'm reading it for the next 10 hours.

WWYDIYF The Bands of Mourning (Not the book, the metalmind) IYP?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

*gasp* 

Doesn't matter where I am, I'm reading it for the next 10 hours.

WWYDIYF The Bands of Mourning (Not the book, the metalmind) IYP?

Keep it with me at all times. Start hoarding Allomantic metals. 

WWYDIYF A coppermind of random knowledge IYP?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Pull it out, look at the copper jewel for a second, then sight and put it back in my pocket. Because sadly I'm not a feruchemist, not to speak of the fact it's not my metalmind.

WWYDIYF zephyr spores IYP?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Pull it out, look at the copper jewel for a second, then sight and put it back in my pocket. Because sadly I'm not a feruchemist, not to speak of the fact it's not my metalmind.

WWYDIYF zephyr spores IYP?

Yum yum!

WWYDIYF an atomic device IYP

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Yum yum!

WWYDIYF an atomic device IYP

Eat it, probably

WWYDIYF 1 metric ton of explosives IYP

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Store it somewhere dry, and use a little bit of it for every holiday.

Might even try to add some chemicals for nice colors. And to make the national flag for July 14.

WWYDIYF a quantum computer IYP?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Use it for my evil plans

WWYDIYF one of Doofenshmirtz's inators IYP?

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Remove the self-destruct button.

WWYDIFYF a dawnshard IYP?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I'd absorb it or however you take in a dawnshard.

WWYDIFYF A vial of Harmonium-in-oil IYP?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Dump it in a lake to see what happens.

WWYSIYF a piece of paper with a phone number on it IYP?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Give it to someone else and encourage them to call it.

WWYDIYF a random hemalurgic spike IYP?

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

 use it

WWYDIYF a platypus IYP