What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“Welp, mine now.”

WWYDIYF Excalibur iyp?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Probably stab myself in the process of taking it out of my pocket. Then I'd go terrorize my brothers with it and when I get bored I'd sell it on ebay.

WWYDIYF a piece of candy that says "DO NOT EAT" on the wrapper iyp?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

In the spirit of Weird Al: JUST EAT IT!

WWYDIYF a bunny in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Ask it: "Vyzkel, is that you? You should've known better than eating that candy, you know."

WWYDIYF a weird alternative history story that hyperfocuses on one minority group's cultural nuances IYP?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I would give it to someone who knew what to do with it.

WWYDIYF a fully functional cannon iyp?

[strmblsd he/him]

Shoot myself with it

WWYDIYF a shard Lego iyp

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Bask in it's glory and probably start a cult around it.

WWYDIYF a note that said "Meet me at the post office at midnight..." iyp?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Stop myself from snickering as I put it in another person’s pocket.

WWYDIYF A cookie iyp 

[strmblsd he/him]

THrow it at someone 

WWYDIYF a 3 month old sandwich in your pocket (I accidentally left a sandwich in my backpack over the summer)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“Well, I am kinda hungry…”

WWYDIYF a pet monkey iyp 

[strmblsd he/him]

Give it to my cousin

WWYDIYF a sock of mine IYP 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Start collecting Sharder socks and hanging them on the wall like war trophies.

WWYDIYF a stop sign IYP

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Realize that it's probably important.

WWYDIYF a whitespine in your pocket?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

...start running

WWYDIYF a spren IYP?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Bond it. Definitely bond it.

WWYDIYF an elephant IYP?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Amaze at how it fits in my pocket. Then admire it while being as excited as a 5 year old. "Look its a real elephant ! With tusks and big ears and A TRUNK!!!" 

WWYDIYF an anchor IYP?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Yell at @Ancient Elantrian.

WWYDIYF an explosive IYP?

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yell at @Ancient Elantrian.

WWYDIYF an explosive IYP?

Hey it wasn’t even me that time!

Yell at Glass

 

WWYDIYF ur mom IYP

[Ookla she/her]

Ask her how she got there.

WWYDIYF a snake in your pocket?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

19 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Ask her how she got there.

WWYDIYF a snake in your pocket?

Nod politely and put it back

WWYDIYF WW2 IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Duck and hide

WWYDIYF Adam and Eve IYP

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Promptly find a Time Machine. One that must be there. Or else.

WWYDIYF a Time Machine IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Grab Adam and Eve and put them in someone’s pocket, then break it.

WWYDIYF a basilisk IYP.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Give it a big hug and take care of it and love it like my own child and then one day when it's not excepting it I'll rip out its fangs and use them on my greatest enemy.

WWYDIYF a Ron Weasley IYP

Edited November 4, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Give it a big hug and take care of it and love it like my own child and then one day when it's not excepting it I'll rip out its fangs and use them on my greatest enemy.

WWYDIYF a Ron Weasley IYP

punch him. He deserves it. I never forgave him after book 7.

WWYDIYF a horcrux IYP?