What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Vyzkel He/Him]

As in your bf? Return him to his rightful gf after interrogating him.

WWYDIYF a sick pair of sunglasses IYP

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Nurse them to health and set them free.

WWYDIYF a sphere full of Warlight IYP?

Edited December 19, 2024 by Ookla the Hyperpotamian

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

eat it. and hope it gives me magic power even though it wont.

WWYDIYF a chinchilla IYP?

[Keke They/he]

Squeal and love him forever and ever and ever and ever ever ever

WWYDIYF a Brandon Sanderson book in your pocket

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Read it. Then leave it in another person’s pocket.

WWYDIYF the essence of all death and destruction IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Make it into a candle and give it to a nursing home.

WWYDIYF lerasium IYP

[Keke They/he]

Keep it for when i can use it properly 

Wwydiyf hoid iyp

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Somehow steal all his powers, then use them to steal the Sandwich.

WWYDIYF a key IYP?

 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Try it on doors until it breaks off in a lock

WWYDIYF one third of a granola bar IYP?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Put it in a cell culture. I need more.

WWYDIYF a Snecko Eye IYP

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Draw two cards? I guess? I don’t really know…

WWYDIYF five bucks (as in the deer) IYP

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, KelsierApologist said:

Draw two cards? I guess? I don’t really know…

WWYDIYF five bucks (as in the deer) IYP

Naaaaahhhh you gotta hope that you get metor strike.

Sacrifice them all.

WWYDIYF a meteor strike iyp

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Google card names and pretend you know things about a game you know nothing about.

WWYDIYF gold paint IYP

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Be confused because this is not a card. How dare it. BURN IT!

WWYDIYF the LAW (Claw, of course) IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I FOUND IT

I would throw at someone’s face and say unironically, ITS THE LAW.

WWYDIYF @dezaS IYP??

Spoiler

@Doomslug the Arcane

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I would keep him in my pocket

WWYDIYF @dezaS magically teleported into your pocket for some reason?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I would keep him in my pocket

WWYDIYF @dezaS magically teleported into your pocket for some reason?

Pawn him off 

 

WWYDIYF the sandwhich in your pocket 

Edited March 18, 2025 by TheBestTruthwatcher

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Pawn him off 

 

WWYDIYF the sandwhich in your pocket 

Hide it away in my secret bunker

WWYDIYF a Mariokart red shell IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Hold it menacingly

WWYDIYF a cake IYP

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Let them eat it. Then get killed by angry Frenchmen for a completely different reason than the one you think.

WWYDIYF brioche IYP?

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

throw it out. 

WWYDIYF a pickpocket's hand IYP

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Cut off the other one

WWYDIYF a note that says DO NOT OPEN IYP?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Peel apart the paper of the note. What’s inside?

WWYDIYF a fascist dictatorship IYP

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

On 3/18/2025 at 3:53 PM, SpiritOfWrath said:

Peel apart the paper of the note. What’s inside?

WWYDIYF a fascist dictatorship IYP

Become the leader.

 

WWYDIYD tickets to dragonsteel 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

48 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Become the leader.

 

WWYDIYD tickets to dragonsteel 

GO. I WANNA SO BAD BUT I CAN’T THIS YEAR

WWYDIYF a Wish spell scroll IYP?