What would you do if you found in your pocket

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Possess it and twist it to my own ends

WWYDIYF and enderpearl in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

use it

WWYDIYF a slice of pie in your pocket.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Check whether or not it is pumpkin pie. Then eat it.

WWYDIYF a fish tank IYP?

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

put a frog in it. 

 

WWYDIYF you found Peter Petigrews missing finger

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Scream at the top of my lungs and spend the next fifteen years of my life in therapy...

What would you do if you found a bunch of random animal cartoons from the sixties in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Watch them starting with secret squirrel.

What would you do if you found the banana splits in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

Scream and throw it out the window. I don't like bananas (unless it's banana bread :P)

WWYDIYF the song of all ages IYP?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Listen to it.

WWYDIYF yourself IYP?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Have extremely one-sided conversations. I like being agreed with : )

WWYDIYF an AA battery with the energy of the Sun IYP?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Argue that it's "a"

not "an" because "double a"

is how I say it

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What would you do if

you found a dead body in

your pocket? Syl ble.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Track back the trail of my trousers. I can't not go to the police, but I don't fancy being charged of murder so I'd better come with solid proof I haven't killed anyone.

"My client is guilty of nothing, your honor, he just found a dead body that somehow landed in his pocket. I'm sure that kind of thing happened to everyone here"

WWYDIYF nothing in your pocket despite being sure you put your keys in it this morning?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Call some of my friends and ask them where my keys are because there is 90% chance they took them and I just didn't realize.

WWYDIYF a jaw clip IYP?

[The Sibling she/her]

Clip things.

What would you do if you found 0.7 pounds of crunchy peanut butter in your pocket.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Throw it as hard as I could in one direction, and run as fast as I could in the other.

What would you do if you found an entire Thanksgiving dinner in your pocket?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Eat it. Then spend the rest of the week being treated at the hospital for stomach overload.

WWYDIYF me IYP?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

....I'm surprised you could fit in there. Now I know one more Sharder in real life!

WWYDIYF my research paper IYP?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Read it! I love reading crazy advanced research papers that I haven't the brain to comprehend. So many fun words!

WWYDIYF a candy cane IYP?

[S. Stormy she/her]

See if it looked properly wrapped. If so, eat it.

 

What would you do if you found Stormlight 5 in your pocket?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Read it and then give it to Brandon.

WWYDIYF a perfect square IYP?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Spend the rest of eternity screaming in insanity.

What would you do if you found $2 in your pocket?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Wonder if it was a two-dollar bill or two ones or what.

Wwydiyf an xkcd comic iyp?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Show it to Bookwyrm.

WWYDIYF a headache IYP?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Throw it on the ground and stomp the life out of it. 

What would you do if you found a really cool pirate ship in your pocket?

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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

hmm... I don't know what a "really cook pirate ship" is.

WWYDIYF a pair of shoes IYP

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Put them on. Kawaii <3 = keep, gross = give to someone else or sell.

What would you do if you found the entire Argentinian air force in your pocket?