What would you do if you found in your pocket

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Put it on.

WWYDIYF Trell in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

Eat it. AND BECOME ALL POWERFUL MWUHAHA

WWYDIYF some hydrocarbons in your pocket

Edited November 11, 2022 by Telrao

[Nathrangking he/him]

7 hours ago, Telrao said:

Eat it. AND BECOME ALL POWERFUL MWUHAHA

WWYDIYF some hydrocarbons in your pocket

Power my car.

What would you do if you found a pantheon of deities in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Throw them out the window, they are all stupid.

WWYDIYF a mess of gears in your pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Play with them. Gear can be very entertaining.

WWYDIYF a jar of honey IYP?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Use it when I need honey.

What would you do if, on a blustery afternoon in spring, you found the city of London chasing the small mining town of Salthook across the dried-up bed of the old north sea IYP?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Id blink and stare at it until it actually made sense.

WWYDIYFIYP a phoenix who screeched at you and then fired your e yebrows? 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Probably try to tame it. And get some ice for my eyebrow.

WWYDIYF even more Mortal Engines references IYP?
I just got back into it and finished A Darkling Plain. It was SO GOOD.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Probably get irritated.

WWYDIYF a clown in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would set it free from being a clown.

WWYDIYF a soft blanket that is extremely warm, in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Use it.

WWYDIYF a small orb IYP?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Investigate.

WWYDIYF a purplish green duck IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

20 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

Investigate.

WWYDIYF a purplish green duck IYP?

Set it free.

What would you do if you found Harmony in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Get him mental help.

WWYDIYF a giant gnome in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Put it where it belongs.

What would you do if you found a giant lawn in your pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Um... Make it my backyard.

WWYDIYF a lawn mower IYP?

Edited November 16, 2022 by InfiniteInsanity

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Mow the lawn and grow the lawn.

WWYDIYF The Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Put it on top of itself

WWYDIYF the knights akward in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

Join them.

WWYDIYF some mushrooms in your pocket?

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Give them to M-Bot.

WWYDIYF a notebook filled with a half finished story IYP?

[Telrao she/her]

Be extremely curious, then attempt to find the author.

WWYDIYF a notebook with a finished story IYP

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Read it! 

WWYDIYF a thing of goldfish (the actual fish) IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Sell them to a pet store.

WWYDIYF a candybar in your pocket?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Cry as it melts from my body heat.

WWYDIYF the 19th Shard IYP?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Break reality.

WWYDIYF a published version of Aether of Night in your pocket?