What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Run before the art police can find me.

WWYDIYF an ominously glowing object in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Worry.

WWYDIYF an old-fashioned pocket watch IYP?

[Telrao she/her]

Admire it, then donate it to a museum so others may admire it

WWYDIYF Kaladin's spear in your pocket?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Try and fail to do a kata like an idiot

WWYDIYF a sandwich on a hill IYP?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Throw out the sandwich, then build a house on the hill.

What would you do if you found Russia in your pocket?

[Cinnamon]

I would take out the hill, then “walk up to the sandwich and grab it”

WWYDIYF dead bugs IYP

ninja’d 

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Throw out the sandwich, then build a house on the hill.

What would you do if you found Russia in your pocket?

 

Edited October 29, 2022 by Cinnamon

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Throw them out.

WWYDIYF arcanum unbounded 2 in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Go buy the first one, read it then read number 2.

What would you do if you found some Latin text in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

I would attempt to translate it, fail, learn latin, and then translate it

WWYDIYF a decanter of endless water in your pocket? 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Say "Geyser".

WWYDIYF a spiral in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Be glad I found that paperclip I lost.

WWYDIYF all of the stormlight archive books in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Be glad I found that paperclip I lost.

WWYDIYF all of the stormlight archive books in your pocket?

Read them.

What would you do if you found Thanos in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Be confused.

What would you do if you found Warrior's Lenses in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Learn to use them and PUNCH!

WWYDIYF a lifetime supply of pencils in your pocket?

[Cinnamon]

Lose them all within a year, I am notorious for losing pencils.

WWYDIYF a calling card with mysterious initials and invisible ink, inviting you to the local library at three and telling you to bring any and all magical items you posses IYP?

Edited October 31, 2022 by Cinnamon

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Go, but with my rabbit army of course, and leave my magic bunny skull home.

WWYDIYF a middle school orchestra in your pocket?

[Telrao she/her]

Be extremely confused, and them order to play their entire repertoire in 20 minutes. 

WWYDIYF a Great Potoo in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Think that it's the cutest thing in the world.

WWYDIYF an Aether IYP?

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I would give it away, maybe? IDK what they really are.

What would you do if you found a baby chasmfiend in your pocket?

Edited November 1, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Raise it in an Eragon-esque montage.

WWYDIYF TLT IYP?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Wonder how iShares 20+ Year Treasury Bond ETF stock got in my pocket

WWYDIYF a poorly explained magic system without rules IYP?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Watch it, captivated, as it expands and evolves, moving from my pocket to the whole world.

WWYDIYF a platonic idea IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Watch it, captivated, as it expands and evolves, moving from my pocket to the whole world.

WWYDIYF a platonic idea IYP?

Contemplate it.

What would you do if you found Tartarus in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Kick him/it down to tartarus.

WWYDIYF a form in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Read it over, and maybe even fill it out if it was interesting enough.

What would you do if you found a Northrop/McDonnell Douglas YF-23 in your pocket?

Edited November 2, 2022 by Sequence