What would you do if you found in your pocket

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Insistently deny my own involvement.

WWYDIYF a shardblade in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Try and bond it.

What would you do if you found the vitruvian man in your pocket?

[FlowerGirl she/her]

I would sell it.

What would you do if you found a red eyed tree frog in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Name it Fred and become best friends with it!

What would you do if you found a broken glass shard covered in ketchup (blood) in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Get confused.

What would you do if you found a unicorn in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Just now, Rabbit Unmade said:

Get confused.

What would you do if you found a unicorn in your pocket?

Be curious.

What would you do if you found a thousand exploding stars in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Die. And probably explode the solar system.

What would you do if you found a terrifying purple dog doll who sings the ABC song in your pocket?

Edited October 25, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Give it to my younger sister. that seems like her kind of thing.

What would you do if you had all the diamonds in the world?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Marvel at the shiny rocks. 

What would you do if you found a tornado in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Shut the pocket.

What would you do if you found a piece of paper with alethi woman's script on it in your pocket?

Edited October 25, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[Turtle they/them]

Decode it and post it on r/stormlight archive and @ u/mistborn

what if you found a recipe for the best cookies in the world, but it used measurements like ‘dash’ ‘pinch’ ‘sprinkle’ and ‘spoonful’?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Scream at the top of my lungs in immense frustration and anger, then have a professional chef decode it for me.

What would you do if you found a cracked uranium capsule in your pocket?

[Turtle they/them]

Call 911, get it out of my pocket but hopefully get it picked up by emergency people soon, run far away, and hope I get treatment cos usually the thigh fat is enough to stop the damage from being permanent if you have a radioactive source in your pocket but it can still be bad. Also be incredibly disconcerted bc what the #### why is there uranium in my pocket and how long has it been there. Something like this would be an orphan source and they’re suuuuper dangerous. 
 

what would you do if you found something with this sticker in your pocket?

 

Spoiler

 

Edited October 25, 2022 by Turtle
Edit for spoiler

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Use it to start a campfire.

What would you do if you found a keyboard, with a cat included, in your pocket?

Edited October 25, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Turtle they/them]

Pet cat. Care not about keyboard. Pet cat. (Also pls don’t start a campfire w anything that has a warning sign like that on it-)

WWYDIYF seventeen cats IYP?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Turtle said:

Pet cat. Care not about keyboard. Pet cat. (Also pls don’t start a campfire w anything that has a warning sign like that on it-)

 

It was left over from a previos time, and I just decided to roll with it.

Just now, Turtle said:

WWYDIYF seventeen cats IYP?

I would take them as my own and watch as my house is slowly drowned in kittens and cats.

WWYDIYF a full set of stormtrooper armor and blaster in your pocket?

[Turtle they/them]

Woah those are big pockets I love them. Anyways I’d drop the armor, keep the blaster and learn to fire a gun until I can actually use the blaster. Wait no, I’d give it all to a science lab so they could study the plasma bolts and plastoid and be disappointed I didn’t find mando armor.

wwydiyf maul’s lightsaber in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would master form VII and use it for self defense.

What would you do if you found a set of demonic looking armor in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Back away slowly.

WWYD if you found magical cat ears IYP?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Hmm... Try to talk to them and see what happens.

9 hours ago, Turtle said:

Woah those are big pockets I love them.

Those pockets canonically have infinite space inside them, I think we got to that somewhere in the first few pages. Also, the opening is somehow big enough for you to get those things out.

WWYDIYF a black magical sword that talks to you IYP?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Wonder how Nightblood got into my pocket.

What would you do if you found a ruby slipper in your pocket?

Edited October 26, 2022 by Nathrangking

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Become Cinderella. 

WWYDIYF Stormlight Archive book 6 in your pocket?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Keep it in a safe somewhere, and open back the safe when I have read SA5. 

WWYDIYF a ticket for a space trip IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Use it, of course.

WWYDIYF a baconseed in your pocket?

[Cinnamon]

Baconseed?? if you mean a seed, that will sprout into a Bacon tree, plant it.

If you mean like a baby pig. Name it Wilbur then keep it for a while before reluctantly giving it to one of my friends who has a farm, with the means and resources to raise Wilbur properly.

If you meant neither of those, I am confused.

WWYDIYF a slightly squashed blueberry muffin IYP