What would you do if you found in your pocket

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Use them to poke 13 and a half people

What would you do if you found an add for a shaving razor in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would use the add with my shaving razor.

What would you do if you found a biostatician in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I would learn what my 5-year prognosis is.

What would you do if you found an ingot of Darksteel in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chuck it at the first person I see.

What would you do if you found a nuclear bomb in your pocket?

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Decomission it as soon as possible.

WWYDIYF a bag of holding in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 hour ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

Decomission it as soon as possible.

WWYDIYF a bag of holding in your pocket?

Put less than 500 pounds in it.

What would you do if you found the eye of agomotto in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Test it to determine if it is the movie or comic version.

What would you do if you found a awakened pumpkin with the command Be Spooky in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Use it to spook people until it rotted.

What would you do if you found a birthday in your pocket?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I’d steal it and have TWO birthdays!

What would you do if you you found a platypus controlling you in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Whatever the platypus wants, probably.

What would you do if you found phineas in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Lead an interesting life.

What would you do if you found Ferb in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Go find Phineas.

What would you do if you found some nuclear launch codes in your pocket? (Yes, I'm searching for Russian spies)

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Start an auction for them.

What would you do if you found the Lopen in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I would probably ask him to make me fly.

What would you do if you found a cookie in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

3 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

I would probably ask him to make me fly.

What would you do if you found a cookie in your pocket?

Wonder how long it had been there. 

What would you do if you found three billy goats in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Ask the biggest one to kill the troll under the bridge.

What would you do if you found a spiked cookie in your pocket.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

Ask the biggest one to kill the troll under the bridge.

What would you do if you found a spiked cookie in your pocket.

Eat the cookie, use the spike, ask for more.

WWYDIYF a basilisk tooth in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

stab an evil cup with it. And possibly other things.

WWYDIYF a super volcano in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Wonder if it's a bird or a plane.

What would you do if you found the key to starting the perfect RP on the shard in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Frame it.

What you do if you found a pile of sticks in your pocket?

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fail to set them on fire.

WWYDIYF a diamond in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Sell it to the highest bidder.

WWYDIYF a civilization in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Have them worship me as a god.

What would you do if you found the titanic in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Toss it into a bowl with a bunch of ice cubes and see what happens.

WWYDIYF a replica of the Death Star in your pocket.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Probably accidentally trigger the planet destruction button.

WWYDIYF an army of ants going on a crusade to purge Earth of human scum in your pocket?