What would you do if you found in your pocket

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would use it.

What would you do if you found Laika(the warden's pet) in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Wonder how the hell it fit in my pocket, then scream and run away as fast as I could!

What would you do if you found an Afterglow Briar in your pocket?

 

[Going_North_cal]

Wonder what the hell it is, and how it got into my pocket.

What would you do if you found a large, excited berniedoodle in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Take it home as my pet and introduce it to my cats.

What would you do if you found a beyard that can transform into your preferred weapon in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Practice using that weapon

What would you do if you found vault hunters in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would let them out and see what would happened.

What would you do if you found a three hundred year old carpet, in perfect condition, in your pocket?

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Sell it, honestly.

What would you do if you found a perfectly written and ingenious law drafted out in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Read it to see what it's about, and then possibly get it made into law.

What would you do if you found a wizard cat in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would learn from it and keep it forever.

What would you do if you found a dragon cat in your pocket?

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Use it to pull a giant magic golden chariot and terrorize the peoples of Earth. 

What would you do if you found a small bottle labeled “Drink Me” in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would take it out and stare at it for days, deciding how to prank someone else into drinking it.

What would you do if you found a police siren in your pocket?

[The Isochronism he/him]

Hide it in my car, then drive right behind a policeman and turn it on. 

 

What would you do if you found  a Shardblade in your pocket? (Sorry if this one has been done before.)

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Be very confused at how a sword that is taller than me fits in my pocket, then try not to cut my leg off.

 

What would you do if you found a Soulcaster in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Sell it for profit.

What would you do if you found gandalf in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Give him the one ring.

What would you do if you found Bobo in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Let him go free.

What would you do if you found a couple pencils in your pocket?

[Little_Dagger she/her]

Make a mental note to buy a sharpener.

What would you do if you found a note from a secret admirer in you pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Would be extremely embarrassed, then check whether it's actually addressed to me. If so, then I'll write an apologetic reply saying I prefer actually talking to people about interesting topics than being admired from afar, and send it using my magical pocket.

WWYDIYF said reply letter, which was obviously not addressed to you, IYP?

Edited September 13, 2022 by Trutharchivist

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Send it back into the magical pocket chain

What would you do if you found a yettabyte computer in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Research it to find out what it is, and depending on what it is, use it for my own purposes or sell it.

What would you do if you found a severed human finger in your pocket?

Edited September 13, 2022 by Ancient Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

send it to the hospital.

What would you do if you found a shulker in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Chase it away.

What would you do if you found the Black Pearl in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Become a swashbuckling pirate captain.

What would do you if you found pills labeled "Arthritis" in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

give them to those that have arthritis, in hopes that it would cure them.

What would you do if you found an invisibility cloak in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Put it on, and then use the invisibility to find out if reality is actually just the rough draft for a Harry Potter book.

What would you do if you found a large snake in your pocket?