What would you do if you found in your pocket

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

set him on an impossible bounty.

What would you do if you found Phineas in your pocket.

[Nathrangking he/him]

18 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

set him on an impossible bounty.

What would you do if you found Phineas in your pocket.

Ask him where perry is.

What would you do if you found the ark of the covenant in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

very carefully return it and then seek divine guidance

What would you do if you found a voidbringer in you pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I'm assuming it's in a gemstone right now? I would freak out a little bit, but if it was in a gemstone, probably put it in an aluminum box and throw it in the ocean.

What would you do if you found an Unmade (not in a gemstone) in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I would eat it

What would you do if you found Garlic bread in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Give it to my friends cousin to eat

What would you do if you found the Space Jump in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Build a ship to use it.

What would you do if you found tellurium in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

See if I could sell it to any element collectors.

What would you do if you found a tome of lost lore surrounded by mysterious dark energy in your pocket?

[Quivil]

Fire is always the answer.

What would you do if you found someone else's hand (still attached to them) in your pocket? (as in they're picking your pocket)

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Since I normally don't carry anything important in my pockets, I would politely ask them to stop. Then I'd tell them to go find a pocket store (this has to be a thing somewhere) and tell them to check out the different fabrics there... and maybe test out different styles and stuff, who knows. Obviously the only reason anyone would stick their hand in my pocket would be to feel the gourmet felt in my pocket.

What would you do if you found soup in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

5 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Since I normally don't carry anything important in my pockets, I would politely ask them to stop. Then I'd tell them to go find a pocket store (this has to be a thing somewhere) and tell them to check out the different fabrics there... and maybe test out different styles and stuff, who knows. Obviously the only reason anyone would stick their hand in my pocket would be to feel the gourmet felt in my pocket.

What would you do if you found soup in your pocket?

If I like the type of soup, drink it.

What would you do if you found a cache of rare earth metals in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Sell them.

What would you do if you found a pocket in your pocket?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Well first I'd pocket the pocket's pocket because of course it's a rare item. Then I'd put my pocket's pocket pocket in another person's pocket.

What would you do if you found a genie in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Ask him for more pockets!

But seriously, which kind of genie? A three wish one, a one wish one, a servitude for as long as you have a certain item one, or a "I'll kill you right now!" one? If the first, I will consider my wishes very carefully. If the second... Even more so. If the third, I'll think of what I need of it - probably something IDF related. If the latter... Beg for mercy, and search my pocket for something that could help. If it's something else entirely, I'll try to act accordingly.

WWYDIYF TPBN IYP?

(Mwahahahaha, acronyms! Also, what would you need to find in your pocket in case of killer genie attack?)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I would name people silly names with it.

What would you do if you found the red star of Pern in your pocket?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I'd quickly google it (sooooorrrry) and then toss it to one of my friends who knows what to do with it.

What would you do if you found nothing in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Be extremely distressed, as I'm being attacked by a killer genie and need something quick.

37 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I would name people silly names with it.

You are aware that TPBM is the person below me, right? Because I don't see how you'd go about doing that with either the thread or yourself.

WWYDIYF a sun IYP?

Edited June 3, 2022 by Trutharchivist

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Is a N instead of a M.

I would give it to random fellow

WWYDIYF a AMA IYP

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I would ask my pocket what it has in its pocket.

WWYDIYF a wizard IYP

[Nathrangking he/him]

12 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

I would ask my pocket what it has in its pocket.

WWYDIYF a wizard IYP

Befriend them.

What would you do if you found 7 turtle doves in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I would breed them

WWYDIYF a bridgeman in your pocket?
 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Trutharchivist said:

You are aware that TPBM is the person below me, right? Because I don't see how you'd go about doing that with either the thread or yourself.

I wasn't sure because of typos.

I would send them to a hospital.

What would you do if you found a wormhole in your pocket?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I would teleport to a dimension where the wormholes don't exist... wait then I wouldn't have been able to go there in the first place... stupid paradox

What would you do if you found a frog in your pocket

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Take on the task to convince Angela that the frog is indeed a toad so I could use it to- ensure that toads are a protected species

What would you do if you found a unused phone in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Use it, I don't have a phone.

What would you do if you found a popcorn machine in your pocket?