What would you do if you found in your pocket

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Keep it and raise it.

What would you do if you found a snake egg in your pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

39 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Keep it and raise it.

What would you do if you found a snake egg in your pocket?

... keep it and raise it 

 

What would you do if you found a pocket in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wonder why there's a wocket in my pocket in my pocket

What would you do if you found thing 1 in one pocket and thing 2 in your other pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Wonder why there's a wocket in my pocket in my pocket

What would you do if you found thing 1 in one pocket and thing 2 in your other pocket?

Call a doctor! (Seuss ...)

 

What would you do if you found a watch with a notch in some scotch with a blotch on a locket with a sprocket in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Set the alcohol on fire, and take apart the rest to see how it works.

What would you do if you found a bag of popcorn in your pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

If it was not yet popped, and was sanitary, pop it and eat it.

If it was popped, it is probably not sanitary, and I would throw it away.

What would you do if you found an unkeyed metalmind in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Use it as all metalminds are usefull and set one day a week for storing the metal mind

What would you do if you found the bands of mourning in your pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Be very powerful.

WWYDIYF a Shardblade IYP?

[Going_North_cal]

Bond it and name it Bill.

WWYDIYF a small dog IYP?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Take it home and raise it to be a cat with my cats

WWYDIYF a bead of metal in your pocket

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Eat it. Don't care what it is, I will eat it if I can.

WWYDIYF a powerpoint presentation IYP

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Be utterly confused, these throw it away since I don't use PowerPoint. (Curse Microsoft!)

WWYDIYF a pocket dimension IYP?

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Depends on how it works, probably keep it for convenience and/or party tricks unless it's dangerous

What would you do if you found a sonic screwdriver in your pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Be very happy and keep that pocket forever.

WWYDIYF a Tesseract IYP?

(Not the Marvel one, not the Wrinkle in Time one, and not the Interstellar one, but the 3 dimensional projection of the 4 dimensional iteration of a cube.)

Edited May 23, 2022 by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd. I don't have much use for a sonic screwdriver.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I would create a 4 dimensional safe.

WWYDIYF a interdimensional portal in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

See what's on the other side, of course!

What would you do if you found a bloody goat horn in your pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Be disturbed. Then clean my pocket. Then ask my science teacher if he had anything to do with this.

WWYDIYF the omniverse IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I would eat it. then wonder how I managed to eat it.

WWYDIYF rithmatist 2 in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

9 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I would eat it. then wonder how I managed to eat it.

WWYDIYF rithmatist 2 in your pocket?

Read it immediately, obviously. Then copy it illegally and offer it for free to anyone who asks, as discreetly as possible.

WWYDIYF a functional time machine IYP?

(BTW, all my questions assume you know instinctively what it is when you see it, with absolute certainty.)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

18 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I would eat it. then wonder how I managed to eat it.

This is creepy because one time, many years ago, my brother and my sister were messing around. My brother found the omniverse in his pocket and my sister ate it. 

Are you reading my mind?

To answer your question, I would be very careful with it, and try to figure out how it worked.

WWYDIYF a shared dreaming devide IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am assuming you meant device. I would share dreams with the friends I have that live far away.

WWYDIYF a potato in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eat it and die because it was poisonous

WWYDIYF a kitten in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

pet it, and probably activate its murder button.

WWYDIYF a printer in your pocket.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Look at it queerily, then move on and place it in my house. Then I'll recall all the weirdly big stuff I found in my pockets, and arrive at the conclusion that my pocket functions like Hermione's beaded handbag and place as many stuff in it as I could.

WWYDIYF infinite space IYP?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Start selling parts of it to other people

WWYDIYF a upvote in your pocket?