What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Nathrangking he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Start selling parts of it to other people

WWYDIYF a upvote in your pocket?

Use it of course.

What would you do if you found a whispering music box in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Turn it too many times and get sucked into Rondo

What would you do if you found Wayne's lucky hat in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Were it, of course. Then I'm lucky!

WWYDIYF vindication (wax's hazekiller gun) in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Use it to save you from Wayne and then use it in self defense if I'm a allomancer otherwise find a way to use a powerful magnet to automatically spin the barrels

WWYDIYF Nightblood in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I would draw it and start experimenting on it.

WWYDIYF a copy of stormlight five in your pocket.

[Nathrangking he/him]

14 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I would draw it and start experimenting on it.

WWYDIYF a copy of stormlight five in your pocket.

Go into hiding until I had read it.

WWYDIYF the monkey's paw in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Wish for a fish, and if that went wrong, wish that the monkey's paw had never been created.

WWYDIYF a full-sized television in your pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

16 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Wish for a fish, and if that went wrong, wish that the monkey's paw had never been created.

WWYDIYF a full-sized television in your pocket?

See what channels it can pick up.

 

What would you do if you found a WWYDIYFIYP post in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Post it on this thread

What would you do if you found a full orchestra in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Put them on a very tiny bandstand.

What would you do if you found a ridiculously complicated math problem in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Take it to Chaos and get it solved

What would you do if you found Yertle the turtle in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Take care of it and nourish it and love it forever!

What would you do if you found a 3000 year old (but still mint-condition) Twinkie in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

22 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Take care of it and nourish it and love it forever!

What would you do if you found a 3000 year old (but still mint-condition) Twinkie in your pocket?

Take my chances and eat it.

What would you do if you found a cup of tea in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Dump it in the sink, then wash out the cup.

WWYDIYF a virtual book in your pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Dump it in the sink, then wash out the cup.

WWYDIYF a virtual book in your pocket?

Make sure I had something to read it with.

 

WWYDIYF a small sabretoothed squirrel carrying an acorn IYP?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I would bury it in a pile of nuts and see what problems would arise that would prevent it from getting said nuts.

What would you do if you found a mechanical recycler in your pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

2 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I would bury it in a pile of nuts and see what problems would arise that would prevent it from getting said nuts.

What would you do if you found a mechanical recycler in your pocket?

I would see if I could use it.

 

WWYDIYF a small accordion in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fail at playing it.

WWYDIYF a large fake tree in your pocket?

[Some Random Spren he/him]

get confused as to how it fits in there.

What would you do if you found a portal gun in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Use it, of course! as. soon as I figured out how it worked. Then I would patent the technology, and make lots of money.

What would you do if you found the alleyverse in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Scream and throw it as far away from me as possible.

WWYDIYF a dragon egg IY (apparently endlessly spaced) pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Hatch it and tame it.

WWYDIYF a smartboard in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Use it and if it's not invented then copyright it, make more, and then sell it

What would you do if you found a Khezu in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

be confused(no clue what it is)

What would you do if you found the Gezbeth's teleport window in your pocket and had complete safe access to it?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Give it to a group of powerful wizards or Alex

What would you do if you found the insanity clinic for the moderately brandonfandonitis afflicted in your pocket?