What would you do if you found in your pocket

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Question: would the coyotes or the Axehound be on hoverboards?

I would use the blank piece of paper to doodle on.

What would you do if you found diggy in your pocket?

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

scream at the eldtch horror

 

WWYD if you found an army of coyotes on hoverboards in your pocket

[Nathrangking he/him]

6 minutes ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said:

scream at the eldtch horror

 

WWYD if you found an army of coyotes on hoverboards in your pocket

Stare in a confused manner.

What would you do if you found the golden apple (orange) of discord in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Eat it, and become a website.

What would you do if you found a DnD campaign in your pocket?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Fumigate my pocket.

What would you do if you found a stranger's phone number in your pocket?

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Call it with a throwaway SIM card and say "we've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty"

What would you do if you found Nazh's gun in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

take it apart to see how it works.

What would you do if you found the museum of Cryptics in your pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

On 6/14/2022 at 11:26 AM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

take it apart to see how it works.

What would you do if you found the museum of Cryptics in your pocket?

 

I'd ask them for a tour.

 

What would you do if you found a radioactive spider in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

either let it bite more or throw it somewhere random.

what would you do if you found a copy of the Silmarillion in your pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

either let it bite more or throw it somewhere random.

what would you do if you found a copy of the Silmarillion in your pocket?

Return it to Valinor.

... Does anyone know where Valinor is?

 

What would you do if you found a spare copy of your favourite friend or family member in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

probably scream at how big my pocket is.

 

what would you do if you found a Shardblade with Dalinar's initials on it in your pocket?

[Ixthos Luke/Luke]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

probably scream at how big my pocket is.

 

what would you do if you found a Shardblade with Dalinar's initials on it in your pocket?

Depending on whether the initials are in glyphs or the Latin alphabet ... probably keep it and try to revive the deadeye spren if it is a deadeye.

 

What would you do if you found [REDACTED] in your pocket, with [REDACTED] [REDACTED] attached, and a [REDACTED] in your pocket?

[Some Random Spren he/him]

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What would you do if you found a shardplate chestplate (dead but with the gemstone bracing on it) in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

probably start grabbing people on the shard to help bring it alive again.

what would you do if you found a human child in your pocket.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Be very confused, then try to find the child's original parents.

What would you do if you found a bag of holding in your pocket?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Wonder what a bag of holding is. (What's a bag of holding?)

What would you do if you found an unkeyed metalmind in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

39 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Wonder what a bag of holding is. (What's a bag of holding?)

What would you do if you found an unkeyed metalmind in your pocket?

Tap it to see what it does. 

What would you do if you found an eldritch horror in your pocket?

[Quivil]

Tame it and train it to beg for food and do tricks.

What would you do if you found a mean rooster in your pocket?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kill it, cook it, eat it.

What would you do if you found Garfield in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

On 6/25/2022 at 4:22 PM, The Wandering Wizard said:

Kill it, cook it, eat it.

What would you do if you found Garfield in your pocket?

Feed him lasagna of course.

What would you do if you found the lasso of truth in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

use it on my siblings to see if it changes their perceptions.

What would you do if you found a musketeer in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

See if my pocket is actually a bag of holding. If it is, then put another bag of holding inside of it to sent the musketeer right into the middle of a random adventure.

What would you do if you found the Dark Land of Mordor in your pocket? (Let the needless escalation in size continue!)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Eat it. then burn it.

What would you do if you found a diggy in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

start a hole for the diggy

what would you do if you became a meme that shamed you?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

End it

What would you do if you found the silmarils in your pocket?