What would you do if you found in your pocket

[Nathrangking he/him]

Send it back to its maker.

What would you do if you found a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks in your pocket?

[The Sibling she/her]

Weigh them.

What would you do if you found a keyboard that only that the letter Q, the numbers 8 and four, and the down arrow. 

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I would troll people with it.

What would you do if you found a swimsuit in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

If it wasn't my size, probably wonder how it got there, and if it was, wonder why I put it there. Either way I'd probably burn it with gasoline .

What would you do if you found a Yaran SR-A Sniper Rifle in your pocket?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I’d probably learn how to shoot it and then shoot all the targets perfectly. Unless I found out it was special.

What would you do if you found a leopard stuffed animal in your pocket and then it started to speak wise words?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Wonder how I could understand a leopard, then listen to it.

What would you do if you found a momma tractor in your pocket?

[S. Stormy she/her]

Um... Find its baby tractor.

What would you do if you found Kaladin in your pocket?

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Ask him how his day is going and ignore his list of people that he saw killed before his eyes that week while I lead him to a therapist. 

What would you do if you found all the cosmere leatherbounds in your pocket?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Stare at them for an hour. Then stare at them some more. Then carefully read them through once, put them in a glass case guarded by laser sharks, and buy a cheaper copy.

What would you do if you found a river in your pocket?

Edited October 4, 2022 by The Halcyon Girl

[Nathrangking he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Stare at them for an hour. Then stare at them some more. Then carefully read them through once, put them in a glass case guarded by laser sharks, and buy a cheaper copy.

What would you do if you found a river in your pocket?

Reroute it to water a drought-afflicted region. 

What would you do if you found the eye of the tiger in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Wow this thing is squishy!“ *Punctures eye with a toothpick*

What would you so if you found MacDonalds in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sell the franchise and become rich .

What would you do if you found six counterfeit $100 bills in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

I would not use them

What would you do if you found your math teacher in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Figure out if it was one of my parents.

What would you do if you found a hellhound in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Be frightened initially, but then give it a name and become best friend with it .

What would you do if you found a burning index finger in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Freak out.

What would you do if you found the fountain of youth in your pocket?

[Going_North_cal]

Burn it

What would you do if you found a supercomputer in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Use it as a gaming/work/VR PC since I'm poor and can't afford one .

What would you do if you found a -$11 bill in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

sneek it to someone else.

WWYDIYF a supervillain IYP?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Name it Billy and keep it as a pet!

What would you do if you found a 7,500 year old Big Mac in your pocket?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Sell it to the museum.

What would you do if you found the Mona Lisa in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Probably be arrested for theft.

What would you do if you found an arrest warrant in your name in your pocket?

[The Sibling she/her]

Fly it as a kite.

What would you do if you found Syl stealing EVERYTHING in your pockets?

Edited October 8, 2022 by The Sibling

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Id be honored and erect a shrine to her

what would you do if you found a quarter of a shoe in you pocket?

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Devote the rest of my life to find the other three quarters of the shoe.

 What would you do if you found the lost city of Atlantis in your pocket?

Edited October 9, 2022 by Knight of Iron