What would you do if you found in your pocket

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Join them.

WWYDIYF the absence of a pocket in your pocket?

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I would develop a fear of paradoxes.

WWYDIYF lemons, water and sugar in your pocket?

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Find the closest ant poison, I guess. And then die with the rest of the human scum, because it clearly won't help.

Or, perhaps, just close my pocket.

2 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Toss it into a bowl with a bunch of ice cubes and see what happens.

 

I'm pretty sure it wasn't a miniature Titanic, but whatever works!

WWYDIYF an imaginary monster IYP?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

WWYDIYF a bunch of spaghetti in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Feed it to my siblings.

WWYDIYF a sphinx in your pocket?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Tell it a riddle.

WWYDIYF a planet in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Conquer it 

What would you do if you found the da Vinci code in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Set it on fire. Cults are dangerous.

WWYDIYF an archipelago in your pocket?

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Do a roleplay on it.

WWYDIYF a murder hornet in your pocket?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Die, I think.

WWYDIYF Gandalf's staff in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

ninja'd ;-;

Edited October 21, 2022 by Sequence

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

5 hours ago, Just a Silvereye said:

Die, I think.

WWYDIYF Gandalf's staff in your pocket?

I would hit people over the head with it.

WWYDIYF a camel in your pocket?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Soulstamp it.

WWYDIYF Atium in your pocket?

[Cinnamon]

Swallow it and see if I could burn it. Also be supremely excited that Atium exists.

WWYDIYF three infused clearchips and a recipe for Chouta IYP

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

SCREAM OUT IN IMMENSE JOY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What would you do if you found unkeyed Coppermind in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Learn things.

What would you do if you found the Spanish armada in your pocket?

Edited October 24, 2022 by Nathrangking

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Indirectly cause the South Sea bubble.

What would you do if you found the entire English Navy from the Napoleonic era in your pocket?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Give them a Baja Blast.

Wwydiyf yourself in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Probably scream in immense confusion and fear.

What would you do if you found a full-size grand piano in your pocket?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Learn to play it.

What would you do if you found the Flintstones in your pocket?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

See if their car worked on our roads.

What would you do if you found a villager in your pocket?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Rant to them about the current economical situation

WWYDIYF a set of unknown keys IYP?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Put them in the lost and found.

What would you do if you found stock from the South Sea Company in your pocket?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Acknowledge its uselessness, and keep it in my room as something of a trophy.

What would you do if you found the MSC Oscar in your pocket?

[Cinnamon]

Fall over from the weight, stare at it in a confuzzled manor, before returning it to the sea

WWYDIYF a stinky sock IYP

Edited October 25, 2022 by Cinnamon